Inappropriate Guy

Your best friend.

[Meat Boy @god_brane]

(writing my first erotic novel after binging a spongebob marathon)
her body looked like spongebobs,

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

Scrolling twitter by fireplace listening to Tchaikovsky

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

Quote tweet: Bitch gimme all the bread. Checked this all off last weekend.

Reply: Chrissi this is your mother are you LGBTQ+?!

[Jfielding662 @jfielding662]

Only $1,200 - How about y'all?

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

(Big Texan man on Sunday that always pulls up Payton Hillis highlights at the bar to show you how real men used to run the ball)

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

30 years old and peak entertainment is still just : people falling weirdly

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

Pump her nickle: the horniest bread

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

The show The Curse gave me confidence to show my micropenis to my friends

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

(European man at bar taking to Americans during Sunday football) Oh yes ok then these men you want to fuck good ahh?

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

(Chicago accent) I hate to burst yer bubble dare darlin but my dick doesnt zactly uh you know… get haired

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

@dingustalks Thank you for your honesty. And god bless

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

@dingustalks Ridiculous I haven’t asked this yet, but do you ever “turn yourself on” whilst dancing alone? (I do.)

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

@dingustalks

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

Step-son snuck into bathroom and asked me “why is your dick much smaller than my dads” so I took his Xbox to my apartment.

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

Giving massage to wife and dropping balls on her lips as you rub her neck—the gentleman’s gambit

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

@dingustalks

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

Went bankrupt financing the viral tik tok couch

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

Trevor Lawrence is the best looking you can be while also having a strong resemblance to Jar Jar Binks

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

Something I don’t like about this guy. Fuck this guy, hate him.

[Goal Loaded @GoalLoaded]

Kegel exercises that every man should do...🍆📈

[Inappropriate Guy @buddybasilica]

GO PHINS FUCK JOSH ALLEN AND HIS BUFFALO THIGHS AND BOYISH CHARM AND HUGE PENIS GO PHINS