Bartleby

The truth hurts! #MAGA all the way! I still love all you idiots voting for the democrats…but damn y’all are retarded! our world is amazing! Don’t fuck it up!

[PolyBackTest @PolyBackTest]

Bill Maher asks how the government is “failing the poor so badly” when he pays “60 PERCENT” of his earnings in taxes.

“Last week was tax day… I paid the government probably almost 60% of what I earn. That’s a lot.”

“And I… wouldn’t mind if Bernie Sanders would stop saying the rich don’t pay taxes.”

“The top 10% pay 72% of all federal income taxes. And the bottom half, 3%.”

“The Democratic Socialists talk about socialism like we don’t already have a lot: Social Security, unemployment, Medicare, nutritional assistance, Medicaid, Obamacare, disability, housing subsidies.”

“How can you be soaking the rich and failing the poor so badly? How can it be that the federal government alone took in over 5 trillion in taxes last year, and we still need that?”

“Are we really this incompetent and corrupt?”

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Bill Maher just said he's considering voting Republican for president in 2028 because Democrats are becoming communists

HUGE MISTAKE, DEMS!

"Yes, my vote is in play...I'm NOT living in communist America. The talking point, 'it's socialism.' I read the quotes from the DSA platform, from their own mouths, don't tell me I'm not seeing what I am seeing! They say things like, take over key industries, THAT'S COMMUNISM."

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

Is This an SNL Sketch?

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Even 12 years later, this Bluegrass AC/DC cover still gives goosebumps.

What a performance.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

WTF. Mother of a student at @MarvinRidgeHSNC in North Carolina, says her son's senior year American Flag parking spot design was reportedly DENIED by the school because it "might offend someone."

This student, who is enlisting in the military, can't have an AMERICAN FLAG parking spot at an AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOL.

Wtf is going on @MarvinRidgeHSNC?!

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

New photo just released of other friends visiting Mitch McConnell today. He really looks great! Hang in there!

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Why does the text on the newspaper McConnell’s staff claim he’s holding look AI generated?

The text is blurry and the tag on his shirt is blurred.

Also, if he’s in the hospital, why is there no IV connected to him to monitor his health?

This is such bullshit. His staff are liars.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

FIVE SIGNS YOU’RE DEALING WITH A TRULY GOOD PERSON.

1. They often like to be alone.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

To safeguard global coffee supplies from droughts, Brazilian farmers in Minas Gerais, the heart of the country's coffee production, completed a massive 600-million-liter agricultural reservoir. The project stores rainy-season water to ensure thousands of farms can maintain steady irrigation during dry spells, stabilizing harvests

[Bartleby @buddyboozer]

@MrBeast 1,000,000

[Insane Clips @StreetFightsHQ]

This FedEx driver got fired after Dana White filmed him in New York City practicing his basketball form by tossing packages straight into his truck. After the video surfaced, FedEx let the worker go.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

YouTuber Yes Theory tracked down a man who has lived isolated from the modern world deep in the Amazon for more than 39 years and got the rare opportunity to interview him about his life 😳👀🔥

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Kamala Harris was asked about her thought process when deciding to run for president in 2028, her answer is some of the most retarded word salad you will ever hear.

[Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas]

🔴 Iran has announced that the Strait of Hormuz is once again closed.

Tehran claims the move is a response to Israel’s strikes in Lebanon.

What they don’t mention is that Hezbollah has been attacking Israel on a near-daily basis and killed four Israeli soldiers yesterday.

Iran’s strategy is twofold:

1️⃣ Drive a wedge between the United States and Israel.

2️⃣ Establish a reality in which Hezbollah gets to shoot at Israelis indefinitely, but Israel is not allowed to respond.

[benitha mahrez @Benithamahrez1]

Smokeless wood 👆👆