Buddy Gharring

[Buddy Gharring @buddygharring]

Walking up my front door, I looked across the street and the neighbors have a lit and decorated Christmas tree in their picture window already, as well as a few other tasteful Christmas decorations out. My immediate gut reaction? “overachievers…🤨🙄” 😂

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@johngreen @jellis_much Strange perspective: I’m like a 4 or 5 if I close my eyes and try to imagine/picture something, but eyes wide open planning something/describing something to someone and I’m a solid 1, even with all the distractions.

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I’m at a weird point in life where I find myself doing Bill Hader’s SNL Alan dance to the background music in public places while I wait… often 😅

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First thought: “is there a way for the cage to win? I REALLY want the cage to win.”

Second Thought: “NICOLAS CAGE! Oh now I really want someone to be like ‘Surprise! By Cage Match we meant you both have to fight Nicolas Cage.’ The Cage would definitely win.”

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@gurtygiggles Need to spend some time down at Prefunk to see if I can catch a glimpse of you in your element 😉☺️

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@SheldonCollin 😂

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@jellis_much It’s my Monday morning routine :) lists and alarms for the week 👍🏽

Yeah, I feel that 100%- if I get in the habit of hitting snooze, or saying “I’ll leave in a minute” I’m totally screwed. Gotta train myself like a lab rat to stop whatever I’m doing when I hear that sound 🐀 😅

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If I have to break out the snowblower or shovel sidewalks in mid April, I’m a be real pissed. What in the world is this?

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48 hours into the work week and I’ve got 20 hours on the clock already 🫠 just gotta make it through Easter lol 🙃

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The case for gender neutral bathrooms in two words: changing tables.

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I was awake and moving 22 of 24 hours yesterday. When I was 22 that would have been no big deal, but at 32 I definitely do not recommend it.

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If anyone ever sees me order tater tot’s from @dominos , I hope you understand it as the desperate cry for help that it is.

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@sparklightcares is your customer service model to have terribly spotty internet service, but then by only having chat bot customer service on your website, which eventually redirects you to a phone number with no answering machine, make it impossible to complain? Brilliant.

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Setting in class, someone next to me raised their hand and the professor did not see them, so I was tempted to high-five them... 🙃 you know, intensive week entertainment.

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@gurtygiggles Ohhhh curate a playlist and post the link 🤗

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You know the advantage the band “Garbage” has over bands like “Hole” and “Lit”? That honesty in marketing makes them easier to share… “I mean, they’re Garbage, but I kinda like them.”

Also, tours in the late 90’s had to have amazing names. I’d go see the “Lit Garbage Hole” tour

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You ever hear a bumper song on @NPR and say “Hold up, this totally slaps. I’ve gotta go find it and listen to more from the artist right now.”? Me too:

https://t.co/wRZn3T4m0t

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@ImMeganCollins “I was hungry, so I thought I’d heat up a brick of cheese. I need my cheese!” -Tom Green, Stealing Harvard

https://t.co/v2ZC9zGYiu

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Just now: Security guard refusing to let me into the stadium for USA-Wales. “You have to change your shirt. It’s not allowed.”