The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC)

Office worker and up and coming villain in #HyperstrikeMNPC
Here to overthrow the status quo because the status is NOT quo...
#MetNPC

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@trashkitten10 I...do not... As for using my bare hands, I don't think I have the reflexes.
Hmm, maybe I could try catching them in a sack and then beat them against a rock?

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

Alright, I can afford both the cost of my work set up AND the materials for my trans-matter device as long as I only eat once every 3 days and...
Wait... I'm behind on rent...
Okay so if I eat once every 5 days...

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@NPC_Y0M1 haha psyche, me neither!
...
Seriously though don't eat them...

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@NPC_Y0M1 I live in a high rise, the only plants nearby are those stupid waxy leaved things.
And those DO NOT taste good

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@CheshireLe68711 Yeah that sounds... I'm just gonna be straight up that sounds awful, keep fighting the good fight fellow struggler!

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

Ugh, so today we had a meeting about scheduling another meeting.
As if that wasn't bad enough some protag suplexed a villain through my department aaand right through my cubicle...
Apparently the cost of a new set up is being deducted from my salary.
I hate this city...

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@JesseRemei Supposedly workplace insurance doesn't cover 'acts of god' and this protag was like a demigod or something, I can appeal the decision but man...
I can't afford the litigation...

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@CheshireLe68711 Sounds good but I need the health insurance from this job, ain't no way I can foot the bill if I'm caught in a kaiju attack...
Gotta make sure I get myself to the emergency room though my coverage doesn't include ambulances apparently...
Or anesthesia

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@Natesuki_ Damn straight they are, they suck and we need to stick together to bring them down!

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@Thegothrat I will not deny myself any tactic in my fight against the bourgeoisie, if I must resort to acts of savagery then so be it!
I will mess with all their coffees, pick the sprinkles from all their doughnuts and leave only the ends of the bread for their sandwiches!

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

New intel gained, my manager is lactose intolerant.
Guess who's going to be getting regular milk instead of almond milk in their latte now?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@trashkitten10 You bet!
I wonder if there's a way to delay the absorbtion long enough that it'll kick in on his drive home

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@Thegothrat Well that would be different.
I am not a douchy manager or a stupid protag, I am an avenger of the proletariat.
Messing up my order on purpose would just be senseless, my manager had it coming!

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

Right.
Update on my coffee plan...
Switched the milk in my manager's coffee and it turns out you do NOT want to be stuck in a room with someone who's lactose intolerance has been triggered all day.
Now if only I could find a way to weaponise it...

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

Ugh note to self, when I rule the world make holding up the line in a store punishable by death...
Used up my whole darn lunch break...

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@Thegothrat Nothing is sacred or out of bounds to me!

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@trashkitten10 He didn't see it coming! However...
He wanted me to sit in with him for most of the meetings he had today so when the lactose intolerance kicked in I had to...
I can still smell it even now...

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@BeccanyaN Thank you my fine, feline, friend!

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

So... I had to fetch my boss his coffee today, almost got crushed on my way TO the coffee place by a car that was thrown by a 'hero'.
On my way back to the office almost got zapped by a deflected laser...Again by a 'hero'.
AND THEN my boss said he doesn't even want the coffee...

[The_Adm1nistrator(NPC-OC) @buddyharrisnpc]

@BeccanyaN Well that's the idea, I mean to incapacitate them without hurting them we'd need some kind of stasis beam and...
Hmmmmmm...
That might work...
I wonder how much the parts would cost...