Buddy V. Slick

I'm Buddy, I do my thing.

[Mrs. P-Fan @iamgoingapes]

And then our one pineapple became three! #apespineapplefarm @CalhounHS

[YELLFY Sports App @yellfy]

Reminder!!!!!!! #Yellfy #AI computers had predicted the EXACT score #SB51 #riseUP #Patriots https://t.co/HJ2OOjxyuc

[atikh 🇸🇴 @tikhbana]

15,000 retweets and I'll run out on the field but i won't be there until tomorrow bc im in michigan rn but ill take the first flight out

[Susan Teplinsky @susan_teplinsky]

#CubsRingBearer I nominate Steve Teplinsky. A lifetime Cub fan. Watch. You will be amazed.

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

Fuck you, die for your own sins.

[DIRTY DIKE @DirtyDikeSMB]

Get sucked off not sucked in. #dopephilosophy

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

I just over heard my Mum on the phone paying off a loan, then book a holiday. I don't understand capitalism, nor do I think I want to.

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic...

[Carlton Cole @CarltonCole1]

Just in TK Max & came across these puppies. I might buy them & wear'em for my warm up on Sunday away to Everton lol

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

I find Beyonce's face on my can of Pepsi very unnerving. This world has become a strange and unsettling place to exist.

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

Just had pork chops, mash potato, carrots, peas and gravy for breakfast. #ballin'

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

@CallyEldret http://t.co/B4usGlVHS1

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

FOR SALE: 1 x OLD FROG (m). Slight wear and tear to the back legs. Thick Chinese accent. (Lovely eyes). Ideal for 1st time rapist - $750 ono

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

It's a good day to have a pineapple for breakfast.

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

Watched a couple episodes of that True Blood last night... Wow, they actually managed to make tits look homosexual

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

Crack rock steady.

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

Adventure time is so rad.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Duck semen actually has the ability to kill bacteria.

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

Indirect ramblings, there really is never any point.

[Buddy V. Slick @buddytwatter]

I miss my compadre.