>“Can you pull forward and park in one of the spots and we’ll bring your order out”
>Literally the only car in line and have a basic order
Why does every drive-thru do this to us now?
SOME GUY BUILT A 24/7 ONLINE RAVE IN YOUR BROWSER AND IT IS COMPLETELY FREE TO ATTEND
it's called Hallucinate.
you click one link, your browser loads a 3D field at night, and suddenly you are standing in a crowd of hundreds of low-poly strangers dancing under a moon to a youtube video playing on a giant screen.
there is no login. there is no wallet. there is no signup. you are just at the rave.
the rave has its own keyboard.
> 7 and 8 cycle your hair color
> 9 and 0 cycle your skin tone
> U and I cycle your hair style
> L and ; cycle your dance moves
> V is the wave emote
> B is the bounce emote
> SPACE bar is literally labeled "speak"
every other person in the room is a real human pressing the same keys, in real time. nobody ever stops dancing because the creator wrote on hacker news: "everybody dancing forever is crucial for the feeling. you don't stop dancing in a rave."
the dev who made it goes by the handle stagas. he says the entire thing was "vibe coded in its entirety" by an LLM. the commit messages on the repo are three words long: "cool." "jump jump." "perf." he has about 500 other repos on his github account.
the post went up on Show HN two days ago. it is currently sitting at 435 points and 193 comments and the top discussion in the thread is people arguing whether magic numbers in shaders.ts disqualify you from getting a job.
we built the global internet so that two strangers across the planet could fall in love or trade stocks or topple regimes. and the very best thing happening on it right now is a thousand cubes dancing forever under a fake moon.
the internet is healing.
Life hack: don't want Indian tech support? Ask for Spanish then just speak english to the spanish guy, they'll know english every single time and be way more willing to actually help
Clavicular tells Deshae Frost he’s CONFUSED by how so many seemingly jobless girls can afford to live in Miami despite the high cost of living 😭
“I pay $40,000 a month for rent at one place and $20,000 at another — $60,000 total. How are these btchs living in the same city as me? What do they even do?”
Clavicular ordered 7 burgers that cost $49 but the cashier charged him $200 and he crashed out😳
“You better give me a refund right now or I’m calling Miami pd”
@MonopolyM0n3y@MmisterNobody The market is stagnant right now. A lot of realtors are panicking and have been picking up gigs as uber drivers and other freelance gigs.
@MmisterNobody They're not. The market is completely stale right now. The houses are demanding too high of a price and are just sitting there... All the celebrities have their homes listed. Price slashing is gonna start soon.