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ay im walkin ere

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@literallyaphita @billlyd123 He specifically said he “would never” point it at a flock camera

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@Erogetism Why are you having a situationship with a baby you sick fuck

[queso8447 @CCrusader07]

@yummyeggyolks @_shebecca teacher: lets all remove the first and last 3 letters of our names
kid named aaapoopaaa:

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spot the difference

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criminal: Yeah so Mikey sold him the-

undercover cop, wearing a wire that his precinct bought on Temu, because of budget issues: (muffled) the Bluetooth device is connected successfully

criminal: what was that

undercover cop: ? what was what

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@iwnabeadoredd @page_ruri im on pristiq and Wellbutrin and I still have a crazy appetite 😃

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@5st10lb I’ve seen BMI 12.8 and it’s genuinely so scary at that point you basically have no fat on your body whatsoever you look like skin draped over a skeleton

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You never see anyone flying kites anymore. Kites are like rainbow lollipops and propeller hats; a platonic ideal of childhood lost to the sands of time

[Clever is experiencing cymbalta withdrawal @clevercorvidae_]

this is a genuinely dangerous lie to spread im sorry. this does not happen. doctors have absolutely no incentive to do this and do not check organ donor status unless you are already in a position where organ donation is possible and they have to either extract or send to morgue

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@esjesjesj Bill ackman thinks that allowing children to go hungry is what makes America great?

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@xaunitao @RealGalego Doctors have many more patients than nurses so they can only spend a small amount of time with each patient. Many of them are actually there for long hours. I’m a nurse so I’ve actually seen lots of residents do 24hr shifts

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@ChefGruel Pinch of baking soda also helps tremendously. Don’t know how it works but it works

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People that “don’t believe in western medicine” and refuse any medications and interventions at the hospital confound me. WHY ARE YOU HERE?! There are less expensive places to get overcooked chicken breast and wilted green beans!!!

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@SummersJohns69 @RojaGarimella Go ahead try it then

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[monks mood @EF_escape]

edit for clarity: My baby died and now Im selling its shoes. It never got a chance to wear them on account of dying first.

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@meislyn_ @tangermusic

[Stella @Sthormyy]

@PaIIahAbdul

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The vague prince of somewhere

In [PART OF A CITY] born and raised
In [A LOCATION]is where i spent most of my days
[DOING AN ACTIVITY] in an [ADJECTIVE] way
Playing a [RECREATION] outside of a [BUILDING]