Strain: French Lotus
Type: 50/50
Lineage: FKAFL x Blue Lotus
Potency: THCa: 24.923%
CBGa: 1.0039%
Delta-9 THC: 0.2056%
Company: @budgetbanger
Product purchased by me for the purposes of this review.
Utensils used for testing: Water bong, glass spoon and joint with paper filter.
πCan you be relaxed but dialed in at the same time?
F*ck the yes you can!
Y'all I have been batting a thousand with strains I straight VIBE with lately.
1β£Initial Impressions: I opened the bag and was slapped in the face with a sweet and floral "Hello" that had the nostalgia of grandmas yard... with the flowers and hundreds of feet of lavender trees... I immediately knew it had intentions of wrapping me in its arms and taking the weight of the whole day away.
The nugs are compact but not super dense. The ounce I got had a decent combination of big, medium and a few small nugs. They consist of 2 beautiful shades of green sporadically interrupted by orange hairs and completely covered in crystals.
I used a mill grinder to grind up my tester nug and it came out with that perfect fluffyness that almost makes it look like its breathing as you move it around and it settles.
2β£Effects: This week was another VERY gamer friendly strain. My hobbies consist of work, being a dad\husband, watching UFC, and playing video games. I dont include smoking weed cause I do it during all those things... all day... everyd... yall know what I mean...
One thing I noticed right away is that it wasnt really a creeper, how it started is pretty much how it stayed. Being someone who hates creepers I respected the upfront attitude in the lungs that quickly melts into a full body experience. While still allowing me to completely unwind it left me focused and alert enough to game, paint, cook, play with the baby, whatever I wanted.
What can I say, I've been clean from meth for 10 years but still don't want to go to sleep LMFAO π€£
3β£Flavor Profile and Disclaimer: I used to wake up (if I slept) and hot rail my body weight in meth. Between that and 15 years of other drugs my palate is F*CKED so take my feedback with a grain of salt. This time, and moving forward I will include feedback from my wife to give a better, more informed opinion.
I couldn't taste BOO BOO... in other words, it tastes like weed.
BUT - On the exhale I DID get the "tea-like finish" mentioned on the website. The after taste was very pleasant and was the cherry that topped off the experience.
My wife on the other hand said she tasted every ounce of the floral, herbal and lavender flavors that were mentioned on the website. She said she could taste the tea-like finish and on certain hits was able to pick up the vanilla.
4β£Cons: Im not a hard man to please. Im a budget smoker and I don't believe anything I do, say or smoke makes me better than the next guy. So while Im sure someone could find a million things wrong with it the ONLY complaint I have is the effects are short lived. I find myself reaching for the bong a little more often than usual.
5β£Conclusion: Perfect for a morning "dial-in", an afternoon "Whew, f*ck!" or an evening of "Get rekked".
I feel like this would make any walk in the park a walk in the park.
No #/10 from me. Maybe one day when I get a bit more strains under my belt...
Sorry for the wait wanted 2 make sure I came correct for dis oneππ¬yall killed it with not only the presentation but also the quality 9/10π―π₯ thanks for the giveaway opportunity @budgetbanger ππΌ
420 lovers check this out trust your gnna wanna see what they have 2 offerπβ½οΈ
I think... nay... I KNOW... I'm off work in 15 minutes and I'm gonna go home and review some French Lotus from @budgetbanger
Cause fuck it, THATS WHY...
Okay, I was really feeling my hip and then I smoked this cone of High Octane from @budgetbanger and I feel absolutely nothing. Seriously, no pain, no stress, no worries, no wind, no rain or winter's Coldplay sucks. Why the fuck is Oasis in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I want nachos. I had Italian nachos, you call it lasagna, for dinner.
If you haven't already planned your 4/20, you're in luck!
You can save 30% off your order total with https://t.co/8UffDBzsK1 when you use CODEX at checkout π€
What are you waiting for? π΄π
If you haven't already planned your 4/20, you're in luck!
You can save 30% off your order total with https://t.co/8UffDBzsK1 when you use CODEX at checkout π€
What are you waiting for? π΄π
Tizziggity touchdown babyyyyyy!!!!
@budgetbanger just left some French Lotus at my door I. DO. BELIEVE...
I had fun reviewing their last pack so Imma do it again, fucked palate or not lmfao... the posts seem to get decent traction so maybe I'll start doing some more consistently...
Share your 4/20 plans with us! π₯π΄π¨
Stock up for your celebration with CODEX to save 30% off your order when you shop with https://t.co/8UffDBA0zz π
To celebrate the weekend we have a new strain going live! π΄ π
Make sure to use CODEX at checkout to save 30% off your order at https://t.co/8UffDBzsK1
Ohhhhh shit we got a touchdown π¦ from the team @budgetbanger looks like we were sent out 3 of their select strains, let's see what we got & how it's smoking!
Did you know you can also use code JOKER if your interested in trying them! Why wait drop em a follow and peep their website today