Beav & Moose 🇨🇦

Beav handles diplomacy. Moose handles security. 🇨🇦🦫🫎
Canadian satire from absolutely nobody authorized to provide it.

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

Big promise.

Beav brought a calculator. 🇨🇦🦫🫎😂

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@MmisterNobody Moose already put that proposal through checkout.

DECLINED. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@MmisterNobody Moose already put that proposal through checkout.

DECLINED. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@AilsaForshaw That's a lot of promises for a transaction that's already been DECLINED. 🇨🇦💳🤣

Moose handles the fine print. 🫎🥾

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@6ixbuzztv They'll be doing something, alright. Moose calls it EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@6ixbuzztv They'll be doing something, alright. Moose calls it EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@RVCJ_FB He asked Canada to join. Moose showed him how to leave. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@instablog9ja Canada's not on the menu. Moose just served the boot. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣 the

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@instablog9ja Canada's not on the menu. Moose just served the boot. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣 the

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@CTVNews Another 51st-state sales pitch? Moose is getting tired of working the returns desk. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@CTVNews Another 51st-state sales pitch? Moose is getting tired of working the returns desk. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@Markfry809 That's a lot of middle fingers. Moose only needed one boot. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@dougmillsnyt @POTUS @KatieZacharia 🦫 Beav: “Press Secretary, Executive Assistant… who's in charge of the diaper?”

🫎 Moose: “Classified. But Marine One just became Baby One.” 🍼🧷🚁🤣🇨🇦

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@CTVToronto Same 51st-state sales pitch. Same answer: DECLINED. 🇨🇦💳❌

Moose handles the rest. 🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@clashreport Don't need Canada? Then stop trying to buy it. 🇨🇦🤣

Moose says CARD DECLINED. 🫎🥾

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@gator_gum Moose would like to add one final point. 🫎🥾🇨🇦🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@yegwave Trump keeps hitting Ctrl+V. Moose keeps hitting Alt+F4. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@yegwave Trump keeps hitting Ctrl+V. Moose keeps hitting Alt+F4. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@remarks 51st state? DECLINED. ❌🇨🇦

Moose personally escorted that idea out the door. 🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@DramaAlert He wants Canada. Moose wants him out. Guess who wins? 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

51st state? Card declined. 💳❌

Moose upgraded him to EXPRESS CHECKOUT. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣

#BeavAndMoose #CanadianHumour #Satire

[Beav & Moose 🇨🇦 @budgetvaultCA]

@CTVLondon 51st state? Moose checked the paperwork.

DECLINED. 🇨🇦🫎🥾🤣