𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸

late night drives 🎧

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

wait RJ mitte saying he barely saw any breaking bad money bc of a bad business manager is sending me 😭 like the show was a whole cultural phenomenon?? were y'all shocked by this too?

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

my coworker borrowed my laptop for one second and my tabs were... not spreadsheet related 😭
he just slid it back and said "noted" with a straight face
sir you didn't have to say noted 💀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

Sending (‿ˠ‿) to everybody who says ‘ heyyy ’ ❤️💗

and i’m serious af, just try me🫣

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

CAN WE SEE UR DC!!KKKKKKK PLS I'M SO CURIOUS 😭🥹💗

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

WHO'S DOWN TO SHOW THEIR DC!!KKKKKKK 😭✨

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

Anyone actually real on here?? 😭😭

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

ME + MY BESTIES + UR DC = CHAOS 😭 can we rate it?? we’ll DM u firsttt

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

Anyone wanna join our freaky group chat? 😏

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

OOTD.

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

told my coworker 'i need you inside me by 9am' about a group project doc and the whole zoom call went silent 😭 he just said 'i know Esmeleah' and unmuted like nothing happened…

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

LET ME AND MY GIRLSSS RATE UR DC PLS 🎀 YES OR NOOO?? we’ll message u first

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

my doctor asked what i do for a living during my checkup and i panicked and said 'content creation' 👀
he just nodded and said "i figured, Esmeleah, your heart rate's a little high" 😭
sir read the room

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

went to the doctor's waiting room and my phone screen lit up with a very... enthusiastic dm preview 😭
the guy next to me definitely read it, he just cleared his throat and looked away
sir we are both adults here act normal

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

I'm bored enough to text first today, can I dm you? 💋

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

I NEEDD someone to talk to rn, can i dm u? 💗

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

a judge literally cleared mary comans' name and said musk straight up intimidated the ex-FEMA cfo w false accusations 💀 this whole situation is wild ngl. did anyone else miss this story??

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

let me and my bffs rate ur dc!!kkkkkk pls pls pls 🥹💓

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

someone let me bother them in their dms rn 😭

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

can I steal some of ur attention in the DMs? 🥹

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔂𝓮𝔂𝓱🌸 @budilicios]

sending (‿ˠ‿) to everybody who says ' hey ' 💗

and i'm serious asf, just try me fr🫣