Patrick Solansky

hotter than your boyfriend and i like action figures. my grandpa is mentioned in multiple Vietnam books. Transformers, Halo, Sci fi, ancient history!!

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Forget layoffs

We might actually need to kill them at this point

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

When a man gets injured in the mountains VS. when a woman gets injured in the mountains.

(He walked 10 miles while impaled, she called search and rescue after 2 miles with no injuries beyond being fat)

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Can we finally stop pretending Reach wasn’t just a proto-Halo 4 yet?

[Fuentes Updates @FuentesUpdates]

Nick Fuentes believes a mass psychosis event has taken over the population. 

“I don't know where to find the normal people, and I was one of the OG nutjobs!”

[Bravetaco🌮 @Bravetaco1]

There's a universe out there, where this is what tge CE remake looked like.

[🦀The Crab Queen🦀 ➡️ HaloFest @crabby_nutcase]

@aLTis69

[Patrick Solansky @budnrobots]

This is a quote from a CHRISTIAN GOD about CHRISTIAN sacrifice — completely ironic when talking about serving a war machine that profits only the israelis.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

"Send Barron or stfu"

[Good Tweet Liker @BasedBickle]

The implication this has for the both intelligence of the average modern developer and the average modern consumer is actually terrifying. We have literal 85 IQ chimps in charge of our pop-cultural output and multiple notable critics gave this slop a 10/10. Humanity is over.

[Non-Problematic Mercenary @100000000kills]

@HubPointless Halo Campaign Evolved's CGI cutscene transitions feel straight from "Hunt down The Freeman" with how abrupt they all are.

[Matt Bracken @Matt_Bracken48]

@benshapiro

[Tera Smockings thinks our world has gone mad @Smockedindaface]

@benshapiro shhhhhhhhh 🤫

[Molly Davis @MollyDavis543]

@benshapiro How antisemitic of you, Ben.

[Tucker Carlson Network 🇺🇸 Fan Account @TCNetworkFans]

@benshapiro Very antisemitic of you, Ben Shapiro. I’m sure the ADL will hold you to the same standard as the rest of us!