@ChiSoxFanMike Hey Mike, I went to pee just now after I drank 14 lite beers during the Sox game and I felt a sharp pain in my liver and I urinated blood. What do you think I should do?
@MrDelicious13 Hey what’s up Loaf, we talked at the game last week about vasectomies, you said you really liked where you went. What was the doctor’s name again? I forgot.
@ChiSoxFanMike Not a larger group of mental midgets than that era of Sox players. Only ones deserving of any respect are Abreu & TA. Maybe if Luis threw on another chain or two the working class fan base would’ve resonated more with him. Maybe he can ask Sheets how good it is to leave
@ChiSoxFanMike Hey Mike, I’m sitting in RF and I just shit my pants. I’m serious, I don’t know what to do if I get up everyone will see. There’s poop running down my legs. What do you think I should do ?
@savemeishbia Yeah it’s amazing watching his two to three uncompetitive at bats so in a game we are up or down by 6 runs he can hit a home run! Innings 7-9 he has a batting average around .140 that’s really awesome! Lou Gerhig with ALS hit better
@ChiSoxFanMike How fuckin bored are you? Getz turned the worst team in history into a playoff team 2 years after? Like keep questioning him you fucking literal freak show.