Sam Budusky

purebred local just killingtime.

[Curt Schilling @gehrig38]

There are times, often, when I think the internet is doing us no favors. But then, I see things like this and can't imagine life without it.

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

It was spoken through the prophets.

[Luk @lukkD]

I owe this game my life @budusky334

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

@marquesdaryl I’m the only one in my office who actually comes into the office these days. Thought I’d be safe, slapped some salmon in the microwave yesterday. At the exact moment of me pressing start my coo worker walks in for the first time in weeks!

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

What in the flatland fuckery kinda idea is that? Can they forgive the climate for all of the oil they’ve drilled, assisting in this (what is now freak but will shortly become FREQUENT) weather scenario?

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

Fun fact of the day: the hit song “Do Your Ears Hang Low” has 4 verses. I encourage you to look them up.

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

I remember not having power for 11 days one winter, we got more than a full week off from school. It was incredible!
Btw it’s supposed to be 60 degrees in Houston tomorrow, grab a blankie you’ll be alright.

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

Aka the Grega’s

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

[Maury Brown @BizballMaury]

This is the funniest and best explanation of baseball, ever. I’m dying.

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

This student loan forebearance thing is such a huge gamble. Am I making the right decision by not paying my loans now in hopes most of it gets forgiven? Or did I just push myself into another two years of debt?! Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3!

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

So before this guy turns the lights out, he just opens a bunch of prison cells too? And that’s cool? Everybody is ok with this?

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

I’m all for raising minimum wage don’t get me wrong, but I would like to caution everyone that wage increase is a large contributor to inflation. $15/hour is great, but lower cost of living is greater. Maybe we should work on this problem from both ends.

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

Not picking on this persons tweet specifically because I’ve seen a lot of comments ON SOCIAL MEDIA about this.
My point, it’s fucking Facebook. He’s not putting duct tape over someone’s mouth. You chose to use his app...

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

Someone pull the plug on media just for like a week. Go outside, play in the dirt, have dinner with your family, and we can reconvene next Monday.

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

one dick pic away from a third Olympic appearance

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

Yesterday Rhea tore open all of the Christmas presents under the tree. Today she got a finger in the bum at the vet. That’ll teach her.

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

Not trying to sound soft or anything, but I can’t wait to move into the new house (with two car garage) and significantly lower the amount of times I have to clean snow off a vehicle.

[Magic Mountain @SkiMagicVT]

Gonna be a whole lot of quarantining going on to ski unless this map gets better #maskup

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

Salesman from some sanitizer company with philly accent gets my work number.

Sales guy: *offers some ridiculous pitch about having sanitizer in stock*

Me: Go Birds

Sales guy: Fuckin A Right buddy, so excited he accidentally hangs up.

Electric on a Friday afternoon.

[Sam Budusky @budusky334]

Not sure where you’re facts are coming from on this one... ask coral reefs, polar bears, or the bramble cay melomys.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Fact check: climate change is not an existential threat to humanity.

[Candide Thovex @CandideThovex]

Right turn