doin' time

supposed dead man asks for a smoke

[doin' time @budwiiser]

henry ‘hendrix’ adkisson. full—service
mechanic. the immortal man. slick rick.

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i always sleep with a gun under my pillow just in case i need to shoot myself.

[doin' time @budwiiser]

the only gringo using the red salsa on his taco truck burrito, ordered in the best-worst spanglish anyone's ever heard.

[doin' time @budwiiser]

https://t.co/lc5H8XVo5U

[doin' time @budwiiser]

/ little fact sheet for ricky since i won't be doing a full bio anytime soon:

[doin' time @budwiiser]

henry ‘hendrix’ adkisson. full—service
mechanic. the immortal man. slick rick.

[doin' time @budwiiser]

twenty one plus. mdni.
dark humor and darker themes.
follow / interact at your own discretion.
sexual content ≠ lewd account.

[doin' time @budwiiser]

ages slowly. he's around 80 in dog (rick) years and sometimes acts like it: ‘i was in 'nam’ mentality but shockingly liberal.
sleazy gentleman. he'll call a pretty lady some questionable petnames but he's not actively redpilled. loves women and even the queers too. (his words)

[doin' time @budwiiser]

/ little fact sheet for ricky since i won't be doing a full bio anytime soon:

[doin' time @budwiiser]

immortal, not invulnerable. he can survive a bullet to the chest but it hurts like hell when it happens.
not a stuntman, not famous, not a clip farmer. just gets drunk and runs his mouth off to the wrong people, sometimes stumbles on and off the wrong roofs too.

[ant @persistantz]

this corpse i've been piloting since boyhood is really durable for some reason

[domestic @federalmutt]

I will castrate you so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world

[西游朽 @xiuxiukong]

LOVE

[doin' time @budwiiser]

surely are, sweet. nobody else comes hobblin' back when i've taken chunks from their legs.

[jewel of sodom @gstrungout]

Mm yea but.. it’s more fun when the rough stuff comes with it. ‘Less I ain’t your cup’a tea no more.

[ً @sewerscribe]

another time he introduced himself as John Wayne. when the girl had laughed and asked 'like the cowboy?' he had said, 'no, like the killer,' and hit her in the temple with a tire iron before she could run.

[doin' time @budwiiser]

he says you're pretty enough to eat and you believe it.

he says you're pretty enough to eat and you wish you hadn't.

[doin' time @budwiiser]

creature of observation he is. flush in the cheeks, twiddling fingers, an inability to take a compliment. negligent parents and a just—achiever in high school. blood's in the water and it smells like wine, it's dripping in a trail behind the rocking of heels, sings like

[doin' time @budwiiser]

hi—hats when it falls to the floor, like uncomfortable giggles because someone like him bothered to give you the time of day and it'll make all of yours from now until you die.

he circles like predator to pray, smiles all teeth like a wolf, laughs low when you shiver.

[doin' time @budwiiser]

you know well enough you can simply ask me for money, devvy. all i require is three ‘please’s minimum.

[jewel of sodom @gstrungout]

So my money makin’s in bein’ sorta simple n’ sweet? Would you put yer own money on that? Just’prove my daddy wrong n’all.

[doin' time @budwiiser]

reckon you'd lose yer sellin' points if y'did that, yeh? yer clientele's just a few years shy of being wuornos victims, surely they appreciate a wee southern belle jumping into their semi truck.

[jewel of sodom @gstrungout]

Y’think I could go n’ get smart like you? Stead’a my drawl I could start soundin’ exotic and gettin’ philosopical when I talk dirty.