Buddy Winston

Professional Comedy Writer/Comedian/Author. Staff writer Tonight Show W/Jay Leno. #BidenHarris #resist. Favorite Day upcoming January 20!

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Trumps election audit is dragging on so long I am beginning to believe his tax return story. #TrumpTantrum

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@Marxist777 Apparently you are never supposed to be higher than a King.

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Joe Rogan asks;
When did society forget that kids 'should not make life-changing choices' like gender surgery?

Around the same time GOP judges forget that women should make life changing CHOICES like abortion issues.

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@InternetH0F a speedboat

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I understand why the GOP doesn't want to allow Biden to raise the debt ceiling, historically that's all the republicans were good at. It's their thing! #DebtCeiling

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The surgeon general now claims that loneliness is as deadly as smoking. Apparently people still smoke after sex but if you say you're lonely after sex your partner will kill you.

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As I watch shows like 'The Diplomat' I am reminded that what we hear from the pentagon, CIA. etc. is often spin partially designed to make the upper crust "leaders" seem more honorable and responsible. The world is degenerating because it is catering to a minority of degenerates

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The media got rid of the wrong Don yesterday. Instead of Don Lemon they needed to ban Orange Don. #DonLemon #TrumpIndictment

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Well it looks like Fox has swallowed the abortion pill and look how great it worked out for us. #TuckerCarlsonFired #TuckerFired #TuckerCarlson #RacismLostaFace

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@MLedaloo @BuddyWinston @Lissthesassy Also..not sure why you are writing me on this account. Better to use @buddywinston I must have accidentally wrote to you on this account xoxoxox

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@MLedaloo @BuddyWinston @Lissthesassy I'll see your 50 points and raise you one opinion, ha. Love their news feed though. Looking forward to their evolution.

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Now Truth and Safety is trending because Elon Musk has disbanded the council. By making the platform less safe he is merely modeling twitter after Tesla.

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The feed on 'Post' has some great content. Refreshing to not be force fed Rittenhouse, Greene, Boebert trash. If I knew you would all be there I would leave this Billionaire ghetto sooner than later.

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@RIM_Miller @BuddyWinston Thanks Robert. Right back atcha! xoxox

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LOOK AT ALL THAT FOOD!!!!

Wishing you all a healthy, happy, and humorous holiday. xoxoxo.

@BuddyWinston

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Looks like Tina Fey won't get that extra work on the side. #SarahPailnlost #Alaska #ViewofRussia Sarah Palin @BuddyWinston

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@RandalAlleyn @BuddyWinston You too Randal! xoxoxo

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Breaking: Donald Trump caught trying to stuff a Turkey with classified documents! #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2022 #TrumpIsDone @buddywinston

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@glennkirschner2 Instead of a room with a view people are more appreciative of a room with an important point of view instead. Congratulations.. xoxoxoxox (9 more hours till my main page is out of Twitmo). @BuddyWinston

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I hear the republican Thanksgiving dinner will include Klanberries. #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2022 @BuddyWinston