Chase

All hard work brings a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty - Proverbs 14:23 | New Mexico State / ΛΧΑ Alum | TTU Law

[Chase @bueller1247]

It’s not as tropic thunder as I’m making it seem

[Chase @bueller1247]

If you think I don’t wear thongs, you must’ve never seen me on the shore.🩴

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Texas Tech!!!

[Chase @bueller1247]

Federico Federico is March

[Chase @bueller1247]

@Munoz_j76 @miles_stapleton

[Chase @bueller1247]

It’s really not a big deal, but we all pitched in to get you guys this giant horse

[hunter* @y2khunter]

what’s the biggest lie in human history?

[Chase @bueller1247]

@troyboylevy It’s all about attention to detail

[Chase @bueller1247]

Therapist: I’m concerned that you make poorly-timed jokes in order to avoid talking about the serious issues you are dealing with

Me: Hi Concerned that you make poorly-timed jokes in order to avoid talking about the serious issues you are dealing with, I’m Jim

Therapist:

[Chase @bueller1247]

May all of your goons stay overzealous

[Chase @bueller1247]

My money don’t jiggle jiggle, it swipe (on a prepaid CSL Plasma card)

[Chase @bueller1247]

The @shoe_pke effect

[New Mexico Ice Wolves @NMIceWolves]

For the first time in franchise history... THE NEW MEXICO ICE WOLVES HAVE CLINCHED A PLAYOFF BIRTH!

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

“It’s go time baby”

[Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr]

John Clayton, a first-class NFL insider and our beloved longtime ESPN colleague, died today.

He also starred in the greatest This Is SportsCenter commercial of all time.

RIP, John

[Chase @bueller1247]

Blink twice if you’re being held against your will

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Man people are weird… love you babe @brittanylynne8 ❤️

[Chase @bueller1247]

@PFTCommenter @sustoisreal does a sweet live version

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

#ProBowlVote + @MicahhParsons11
#ProBowlVote + @MicahhParsons11

Turn me up cowboys nation!
Retweet = 1 vote

[Turnpike Troubadours @TpTroubadours]

😃

[Chase @bueller1247]

Did you hear about the chiropractor that left town?

He’s back

[Chase @bueller1247]

Start from the caboose and work your way up 😤