[Watching The Proposal w/ my brother who's recovering from a brain injury]
"I don't know what to say to him."
"To who?"
"Him..." (Points at @VancityReynolds)
"Why do you need to say something to him?"
"Because he's married. To you."
"Bro... What??"
"I don't know man, I'm drunk."
POV: it's 2020. you're coaching basketball over Zoom and you just had to tell the team there's no game tomorrow because the away team has a COVID outbreak