Pallavi

Comfortably dead inside.

[Pallavi @buendia_col]

Tbf, pants follow a page later. I am really struggling here, though.

[Pallavi @buendia_col]

So, I bought myself a Kindle for new year's. I was doom scrolling and saw #AnthonyJeselnik's recs for #novels this year. My first clue should have been that there don't seem to be any women on it. But still, the #RonCurrie he recommended seemed cool.

[Pallavi @buendia_col]

Page 21, she stroles into a church after SA & Murder, her vestments have been torn, & the priest walks up to her and says "You look...as though you're in need of confession."
No, Father Clement, no...she needs pants. This book is...it discounts real human reactions for drama. Why

[Pallavi @buendia_col]

@rapidobikeapp is completely unreachable on all phone numbers and online accounts. No place for redressal.

[Pallavi @buendia_col]

Someone needs to give Laura Benanti's character from #Elsbeth her own show. I strongly believe in that.

[Pallavi @buendia_col]

Don't NOT watch it...But I've seen a lot of halfhearted affirmations for it, like watching PPL plaster fake smiles with dead eyes when praising ZA's Archies on the red carpet. Form your own opinion, this was just mine.

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If you want to know what an eight hour long funeral dirge feels like, watch #Heeramandi
It is the equivalent of watching a conveyor belt of screensavers while on an acid trip. If where & how a thing ends is any measure of its journey then the show ends nowhere.

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They did NOTHING with the Zorawar reveal. Just squandered opportunities everywhere. And it feels like the one acting note Alam was given was don't open your mouth too wide. The subject matter was brilliant, the handling just so 'surface', it's almost cruel.

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@emtothea Looks a lot like an inner look at a period.

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#IndianPoliceForceReview
Oh, ALSO a note on the opening sequence...is it AI generated? Do they think the Indian audience will just eat up anything that has 'tein tein tein, tein tein tein tein, tein tein tein tein, JAI HIND!' Because, like, of course Jai Hind, but at least try.

[Pallavi @buendia_col]

#IndianPoliceForceReview
I can only describe the performances by all the leads as 'acting ki acting'. It's pretty sh*tty in a hilarious sort of way, I guess?! Not the ShettErtainment one's come to expect of a Rohit Shetty outing. Five out of five MEHs.

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#Animal Is 3+ hrs of MANsturbation - a plotless, pointless film. I am not even getting into the M(isogyny) and F(eminism) debate here. It's a bad film; there's no drama beyond the violence, no tension, the only time I actively rooted for the protag to die. #AnimalReview

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Watching #TheArchies...have to keep waking my friend up.
Bas yahi review hai.

[Pallavi @buendia_col]

Dear @TransportDelhi, with regard to the circular below, my sen. citizen parents, aunts & uncle are driving back into NCT tomorrow morning, they left Delhi before this circular was put into effect. I hope those enforcing the same will use compassionate discretion while doing so.

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This #DidNotAgeWell

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Why do people dislike Elon Musk so much?