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I could wield absolute power without being corrupted absolutely

[e @buff_caillou]

thinking about going to a club tonight. my plan is to only talk to the people I go with, not dance, reflexively check my phone every 45 seconds, hug the wall, take 100 flash photos, and vape into my shirt. anyone have suggestions in the bushwick area?

[sadie @goskiz0]

Life in New York City is all about getting dinner with some anorexic b*tches

[e @buff_caillou]

i fear heated rivalry is causing a mass mental illness among straight women that will lead to permanent brain damage

[e @buff_caillou]

taking an elevator to the second floor is peak decline-of-the-American-empire behavior

[e @buff_caillou]

i got two hinge matches, one with a broker and another with a banker….call that a dual man date

[: @sn0oozey]

In high school I used to get into fights with my dad several times a week and I’d say shit to him like “Well behaved women seldom make history”

[Silo @Silo1986]

another psyop BS! 💩

Nicolás Maduro is biologcal woman ⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[The Film Stage 📽 @TheFilmStage]

John Waters names Ari Aster's #Eddington the best film of 2025: "If you don’t like this film, I hate you.”

See his full top 10: https://t.co/lD5a5DOpux

[e @buff_caillou]

that’s it! I am running for president of the United States

[e @buff_caillou]

the most annoying person you know: did you know the connotation that gossip is bad was the patriarchy trying to keep women from learning

[e @buff_caillou]

Harvard just came out with a new study that proves that the people who live the best and most fulfilled lives were the ones who pursued Mergers & Acquisitions at a V10 firm. A close second are the people who ensure their eyes get at least 8 hours of blue light exposure daily.

[e @buff_caillou]

where the white women at

[e @buff_caillou]

my haters thought they could kill me but they forgot I’m immune to bullets and knives

[e @buff_caillou]

reaching flow state in the law school collaboration room by remembering every character’s name in the 2012 romcom stuck in love

[e @buff_caillou]

im going to eat this pill i found on the ground

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@AdamParkhomenko Interesting.

[Captain j @Captainj310]

@AdamParkhomenko

[marxistlimonist ☭ @marxistlimonist]

when god sings with all his creations will a Deloitte consultant not be a part of the choir?