Didactic Puma🐆

I tweet because yelling at the wall doesn't leave a record for when I forget everything.

West Seneca moms hate me.
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Bootlickers fuck off.

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

A comprehensive list of the only things that matter in life

-Who you support politically
-Who you enable socially
-The resources you consume
-How you allocate your capital (in all forms)
-How you make people feel

Everything else is totally inconsequential.

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

There it is

Love all 9 of you that stuck around for this ride

I have a feeling I'm not actually going to miss thus outside of a few people

If you matter enough you probably know how to reach me. But all inquiries can go to Juan

Puma Uninstalling

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

"Virtually 100% of geologists believe that the Earth is >4B years old. This bias is absurd!"

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

76% of academics in the social sciences in the world's leading universities self-identify as left-wing with 16% identifying as 'far left'. Just 1 in 10 are on the right.

I think this is a problem

Source: https://t.co/nzy2SRiq6i

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

Nothing.
Those are the good parents that care enough to do what they have to instead of sitting around worrying

They aren't exactly a Guatemalan woman walking 2k miles w/ a baby on her hip, but they're doing what they need to do to let their kids grow up in a place worth living

[Crystal Quade @crystal_quade]

Just read a Twitter thread from Missouri parents discussing where it would be safe to move their kids to. It is 2022 and we have Americans discussing fleeing their states out of fear for their childrens lives. WTH is wrong with us?

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

@Ilozue716 @arinxnicki @PopBase "IT'S A DISABILITY"

Okay, what Activities of Daily Living does it inhibit?

"......!!!!"

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

"After they destroy their brains for bloodsport, is it okay to pressure the children to talk to the imaginary man in the sky together"

The most American case of all time

There are no winners.

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

Of course Twitter is a great investment!

Their market cap is basically what it was a few hours after the IPO, w/ no real strategy in sight

Prime opportunity to destroy a few billion in wealth

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

@Queencityfemnst @markpoloncarz @GovKathyHochul Would've made a great campaign slogan had she actually run lol

Pretty sure that's a winning message throughout the cesspools we refer to as suburbs

She'd probably struggle looking at herself in the mirror if she had a reflection (sorry to vampires for this joke)

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

@Queencityfemnst @markpoloncarz @GovKathyHochul I admire the sustained delusion that she cares

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

I am uncomfortable w/ how much I enjoy Jack's new album

Already had the tickets purchased for August

Super fuckin pumped now

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

This site is a worthless pit in so many ways...but I'd be lying if I said I didn't get anything from it

Quite a bit of fun back in the day

A crazy ex fiance & federal intervention to stop her

Among my best of friends

And plenty of laughs along the way

Oh. And cat pics

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

NYT's latest: "Twitter is nearing a deal to sell itself to Elon Musk, two people with knowledge of the situation said... Twitter's board was negotiating with Mr. Musk into the early hours of Monday..." https://t.co/XFwhGT89K7

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

The biggest problem w/ Japan having mascots for everything is their cannabis prohibition lol

[henry cooke @henrycooke]

This is the greatest day of my life

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

Probably a lot of disappointment if you're with the sort of douche that needs a man cave

[BonkersMamaof2 @TabbyNt90]

Men get man caves... what do women get?

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

Nothing says "communism" quite like a large international corporation that has so much political capital because it's size dwarfs some small countries

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

I know it's bad because it's retaliatory, but I'm having a hard time seeing the negative in this massive toxic corporation having a harder go of it.

[Maura Barrett @ByMauraBarrett]

Lawmakers in FL are expected to pass a bill that would undo a decades old agreement that gave Disney World near total control over the area it sits on. Breaking down how redistricting the area could impact the people that live there for @NBCNews:
https://t.co/Ax35UHCsBK

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

@JakeGronie I have been banging the drum for the Great Lakes Megalopolis for years now

That is the population center that matters

And if they play their cards right, potentially among the world's most powerful and resilient

[¡MAYDAY! @MAYDAYMUSIC]

The next chapter begins…

First day of May.

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

I'm starting to get a feeling that NFL fans might...not have the best moral compass?

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

I'm sure BillsMafia will handle this w/ maturity and poise instead of acting like the most disgusting cretins you can imagine

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Von Miller reportedly has been sued for sending a sexually-explicit photo of an unnamed woman to others "in a fit of jealously, anger, and rage." https://t.co/EhCjLz4Mi4

[Didactic Puma🐆 @BuffaloPuma]

New Game!

It's called "Neurological Issue or Is Someone About To Fall Through The Floor?"

[max seddon @maxseddon]

Putin is hailing Russia's "liberation" of Mariupol after his forces completely destroyed during a two-month siege.

He told defense minister Sergei Shoigu to block off the Azovstal metallurgical plant, where the last Ukrainian troops are holed up, "so that a fly can't get in."