William

[William @buffalopuppet]

@FreddyLA7 Even in the world of Freddy, Buffalo gets close but eventually loses.

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@FreddyLA7 You are 30 minutes away from Buffalo Wings, Beef on WECK, Sponge Candy, Chicken Finger Subs and Bills Mafia. Plus some fantastic architecture.

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An NBA Finals that went 5 games and had San Antonio in it had higher ratings than any Lebron or Golden State or game 7 finals according to Nielsen. Sure this is 100% accurate and in no way inflated by the change to Big Data.

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@RoyIsThaTruth When I ran track, I remember all of the weapons grade tools used to bolt spikes. You are a racist idiot.

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@stoolpresidente If the Knicks lose the series, she is the curse. Wasn't she a Cavs fans the in the Conference Finals. Taylor Swift is the worst.

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@stoolpresidente With Youtube, Udemy, Coursera, Interactive AI programs and a wealth of knowledge easy to find, a local high school teacher is mostly a babysitter with better benefits.

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PK Subban shops at the My Chemical Romance outlet store.

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PK Subban dresses like a gayer Freddie Mercury.

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@c_alexander19 He brought a stabbing quality knife to a track meet. Location is a big part of intent based on weapon. Had he speared him with a javelin, maybe you would have a point.

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@notsam Never doubt Danhausen.

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Danhausen needs entry into the Knicks Hall of Fame and a pic with 47 for Game 3 at MSG.

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@CourtTV Location matters. Why did he have a stabbing knife at a track meet? Track meets are the most friendly competitive events, where opponents like each other.

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Pk Subban is dressed like a toddler sponsored by Pepto Bismol. This is the Stanley Cup Finals.

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Scott Pelley was the biggest of leftist hacks and the fact that a liberal Jewish lesbian ended his career is so justified.

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@EzeugwuMartin @MattWalshBlog Yes touching someone at a track meet should lead to a stabbing death. What mental patient has a knife at a track meet besides to spread peanut butter on crackers?

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@SirYacht_ The Guardians are in 1st place, so that is something. Not really, the Browns are awful.

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@stoolpresidente They stink

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The New York Yankees have played 52 games this year and have 1 win over another team with a winning record. Aaron Boone and the Yankees are frauds.

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@billboard I remember all of the times Paul Shaffer got sued for playing copyrighted music anytime a guest came out. Also, great modern reference Stevie.

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@SpencerAlthouse The context is that this is a joke? If it is, referencing 60 year old music is cool. Also, Charlie Brown was on CBS for decades so the setup is beyond awful.