hailey

hamboning will save your life someday

[josh @joshypooper]

first 3 questions i ask when i go to a girls house for the first time

-is it ok if i smoke in here
-where’s your medicine cabinet
-hold on what’s your name again

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[hailey @buffaloxranch]

i haven’t tweeted in 3 weeks omg i’m mentally healthy

[َ @saintava]

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"

[Ben Freaklin @B__mo26]

I don’t tweet as much bc I have a life now

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[a dog named Bocephus @sauceisnice]

Relief from the “extreme heat warning” four hottest days in a row in years being provided by a fog of wildfire smoke so thick it literally blocks out the sun and actively poisons your body for every breath you take outside

[Kay 💕 @kthe185]

Women who eat men's ass need to be in a maximum security prison

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

Straight edge hardcore hits so much harder when you’re drunk out of your mind.

[265 days a year @safiy_aa]

I need to go to TJmaxx with her

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

if you’re a boy and we’re friends, you’re basically just a girl to me sorry bestie

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Anyone with more credit card debt than me is financially irresponsible and stupid, anyone with less credit card debt than me was handed everything in life and has no real problems

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

i just know there’s a man out there that thinks of me when he saw Obsession

[sam @uglyblender]

tried my first sugar free red bull. first sip was repulsive. next few sips were pretty good. then started picking up notes of pool chemicals. now it's normal again and I think I like it

[hailey @buffaloxranch]

still employed

[hailey @buffaloxranch]

omw to work have a feeling i’m getting fired will keep yall updated tho

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

I think I’ve had this for a few years