Rhyno

Bills Season Ticket holder since 2007 Section 151 current/ Section 125 at The Ralph #BillsMafia Lets Go O’s #Birdland Carlos Santana is the 🐐 of guitar players

[Rhyno @buffan92]

Everyone’s dogging Josh Allen watch him be the best QB out of this class

[Rhyno @buffan92]

@BuiltInBuffalo_ Brandon Spoon

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I spoke with Gerald Ford for about 20 minutes this morning. I thanked him for inventing the car and being our greatest living president.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell dies, announces plans to run for senate again in 2028

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I had a very disturbing anti-American/pro-Belgium encounter at a local coffee shop this morning that required me to put a veteran in his place

I was sitting there diagraming plays when the waiter brought over breakfast for the elderly couple sitting beside me. “Two Belgian waffles with powdered sugar,” he said as he put them on the table.

“Are you really going to eat those Communist pancakes?” I asked them.

“What?” said the old man.

“Turn your hearing aids up, Gramps,” I said. “The US is playing Belgium tonight in the World Cup, and it looks like your loyalties are in the wrong place.”

“I fought in Vietnam,” he said.

“Well I don’t care if you single handedly won the Battle of the Chosen Reservoir, you need to support your country or get the hell out of this restaurant,” I replied.

“What?” he said, unable to hear.

I calmly picked up both their plates, strode over to the trash can, and dumped the waffles inside

I received a standing ovation

[Bill Landis @BillLandis25]

I’m hearing that they put The Rizzler in here

[Rhyno @buffan92]

@BraytonJWilson Season tickets holders will have the scrimmage and a pre season game to attend before the open public practice. Great move by the Bills to allow the public to check out the new stadium. Not to mention us season ticket holders also got first dibs on training camp tickets as well

[Frank Barber @HannabillLecter]

As a season ticket holder that paid for PSLs, I think this is great! I have three chances to see the stadium before the season starts. I don’t need to see it a fourth. For those that get into this practice, enjoy.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Dianna Russini seeing this.

[Ryan Talbot @RyanTalbotBills]

“This is a season ticket member event only now. Not a general admission event like it has been in the past.”

The #Bills' first event at the new Highmark Stadium–The Return of the Blue & Red scrimmage–will be for season ticket holders.

#BillsMafia

https://t.co/jCLmf1lTg1

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nothing more American than a big boy grilling on the roof 🇺🇸

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Over the next 50 hours, I will be taking 5 shots of Fireball per hour to celebrate America’s 250th birthday

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

REPORT: The #Ravens believe QB Lamar Jackson is the current front-runner over Diego Pavia for the starting job this season.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

The Reflecting Pool is green because it never recovered from Jenny giving it AIDS.

Thanks Fauci.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I am having a new thermostat installed today that will allow me to set the temperature to below freezing

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@NYCMayor I have set my temperature at 50 degrees in honor of the 50 states and 50 stripes on our flag

Good luck trying to violate my rights and make me stop, Mayor Trotsky

[greg @greg16676935420]

Hopefully they remember to keep the temperature at 78 degrees in there

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

.@realDonaldTrump FIFA is enriching uranium and is now two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

When England beat Mexico and your mate starts chanting “wanker” to some cartel member outside the stadium