Cass

[erin baldwin 🍉🇵🇸 @erinbwriting]

Can I tell you about a freeze-frame-record-scratch moment I had recently?

31 days after sending out queries
12 days after signing an agent
11 days after going on sub
and 20 mins into a root canal

this is where I was when my agent told me Penguin Random House bought my book

[Cass @buffchikndip]

It’s death by a thousand cuts except the thousand cuts are the blades of grass that itch my ass when I sit down with shorts on

[Cass @buffchikndip]

@erinbwriting Feeling exposed and known

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Better Homes & Gardens. June 2022.

Photographed by Tim Walker.

[Cass @buffchikndip]

@erinwriteshuh @laurenspieller If there’s a super hot, talented, and funny ropes course facilitator, I’ll just assume the character is *loosely* based on me

[Cass @buffchikndip]

Treating every dish in my kitchen like a cast iron skillet so every plate got a little extra flava

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

One thing about 3pm is she is the end of the day

[Cass @buffchikndip]

I have peace knowing that at the end of the day, all roads lead back to the 1978 original Betty Crocker cookbook

[Cass @buffchikndip]

The feminine urge to assume every stranger I lock eyes with is in love with me while simultaneously believing everyone in the world hates me

[Cass @buffchikndip]

The only thing keeping me from dropping out of engineering is the thought of using my favorite pencil every day

[HL Daily On Tour @HLDTour]

Harry asking for a fan’s Pride flag.
#LoveOnTourChicago #Night1
9.24.21

🎥: whatupcindy

[Cass @buffchikndip]

I check my email 15 times a day and respond to emails 0 times a day

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[Cass @buffchikndip]

do y’all ever do something horrendously embarrassing

[Cass @buffchikndip]

listening to hozier, not understanding a single line, just vibing

[Cass @buffchikndip]

I use my Moira accent so much that now that’s just how I talk unironically..... I apologize to everyone

[Cass @buffchikndip]

So I just found out that some people actually do their work and assignments ahead of time and aren’t constantly behind in all aspects of life..... and I am distraught

[Cass @buffchikndip]

The only vegetable I ate today was the lettuce on my McChicken

[Cass @buffchikndip]

Switch the names of the colors Chartreuse and Vermillion. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/tkCv18ZLHB via @Change

[Cass @buffchikndip]

I’m not sayin I feel like a million bucks but I definitely feel like at least 300