Michael Corleone

Cut from a different cloth.
•Misanthrope

[A. O Akinyemi Esq - LLB, BL @heisrahman]

I was Corolla-shamed by a security guard at the Oniru Estate gate close to Item7Go.

I didn’t know the gate was exclusively for residents. The security guard looked at me & in the most condescending tone, said:

“Oga, turn back. This kind car no dey live for this estate."

[JBT @UtdJBT]

They still have no idea

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Most of us who started going at life around when APC took over need to get a safe space to cry at least once a week.

Buhari messed up 8 productive years of one's life.

Tinubu came to finish us kpata kpata with his drugged up poverty policies.
WO, E BE THINGS

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Double enter there

[chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit). @Ekwulu]

The EFCC did not detect ''suspicious'' activities when these funds were withdrawn in cash??

[rela @otterluvr08]

i'm not clingy i just think being away from eachother is a little unnecessary

[Karmz 🇾🇪 @KarmzTM]

Garna looking like a failed DJ who now sells coke

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Back in the days you will see your senior bros them for area.

He will graduate and few years later he will come back for Xmas with one small Nissan Sunny and one fine phonetic aunty as fiancee.

To go school go dey hungry you.

E reach our turn APC said mba

[T @yoyoumadtall]

Your job legit doesn’t care what’s happening in your life.

[Piero HINCAPIE @Dentalgiorgio]

Canada be like, 'no scents at work, we are sensitive to smells but you can reek of cigarettes tho'

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

She is the reason you are broke. Leave her.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

i hate when someone has a birthday during my quiet era, now i have to post you😭

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

"You will never find justice in a society where criminals make the laws"

[rela @otterluvr08]

i love when someone knows i’m tired and they get a little softer with me

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

Me:

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

Have you ever thought about how crazy it is for a man to chase a woman up and down just to take care of her?

[QHefner @Qhefnerbby]

After I fuc I wanna fuc again

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

People be like you older you bound to date someone with kids, baby I ain’t bound 2 shit

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

I cannot even date a person attending service in places like this.

It’ll say so much about how unintelligent the person is.

[kyskii🎯 @Kykorp2]

Nah you gotta stay away from couples who expose each other and then be back in each other face 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭