Bobby “Buffet” Johnson

Dad of 3, Undefeated at the all-you-can-eat buffet, All-district lineman in ‘06

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Everybody celebrating the Chiefs not making the playoffs until you realize they are going to take Jeremiah Love and will go on to win the Super Bowl next year

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Gotta give a shoutout to my toilet today. Today I had 4 plates of thanksgiving food and a dessert plate. My toilet is the mvp of the day - it takes my ginormous shits and takes it like a fucking champ. Gotta give some love to all the toilets out there.

I’m thankful for my toilet

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It’s the funniest thing that the Vikings went 14-3 last year and chose to not bring back the qb and instead trust a rookie qb who averaged 22 throws for 200 passing yards a game in college

Not to mention they also had Daniel Jones on their roster who’s 8-3 on the Colts this year

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4s up fuck Icore #rapeops #lank #donnymole

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Public enemy #1: YouTube Tv

HOW CAN I NOT QUADBOX GAMES TODAY!

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HOW ARE THE JETS QUESTIONING STARTING JUSTIN FIELDS!!!

I GENUINELY FEEL BAD FOR HIM HES A GOOD KID JUST WON THEM THE GAME AND GETS 0 RESPECT

CLASSIC JETS

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How is it that I am waking up after Indiana had the best win so far of the year on the road at Oregon and now people are saying Oregon wasn’t a legit team and their best win is against Penn st

Every ranked team Indiana beats turns into Indiana beat a fraudulent ranked team

😂😂

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BEST SQUAD IN THE NATION

Why not us?

HOO-HOO-HOO HOOSIERS

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Time to get drunk at 10am thank god it’s over #icore

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Ceedee Lamb HAS DROP PROBLEMS

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@PatrickE_Vegas @BetMGM @SRM95 Seeing this just made my morning. We are back lfg

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@LtDickPumpEsq Peak

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This ESPN commercial is driving me crazy. How many times in a row are you going to say “welcome to the greatest show on earth”. What a terrible commercial I’m just here to watch some UFC

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@sloan_schefter JPP did win a Super Bowl with a mean looking club. Maybe Najee gets a mean looking pirate eyepatch and has a good year 🤷

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It amazes me how fucking gay these male TikTok/Reels guys act for views. I mean wtf are these guys wearing. At least Bryce Hall admitted that what he was doing was hella gay in 2020 and decided to react to them and move on. Time for these bozos to get a real job. #intervention

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A couple of weeks away until:

Waking up at 12:30 after going out the night before

Checking Patrick Everson and John Ewing tweets at 12:40 to see who Vegas needs

Placing bets at 12:52

Grabbing beers at 12:58 and

Running to the couch at 1 to put on redzone

#loveforthegame

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The Jets are cursed. There is no other explanation. Can we sacrifice Adam Gase to the gods to stop this madness.

Hope you have a fast recovery Justin Fields

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When she say last longer don’t cum 😂

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I mean that was the dumbest question I’ve ever heard on NBA draft round 2 talking about getting 2nd round gems:

“What do u do when u land a gem do u high five or what do u do to celebrate?”

“U don’t know if the guy is a gem the second u draft him”

Ofc it was from the 1 woman