Giovanni Medallini

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Women are going through a lot , Please give them money .

[cici ʕ ᵔⰙᵔ⠕ʔ @hcleeciy]

sadar ga sih, EKONOMI lagi sejelek itu sampe lu mikir BOROS banget padahal duitnya abis dipake cuma buat beli makanan.

[ana 𐙚 @anacronicars]

No meu currículo, vou incluir que sou capaz de trabalhar com o coração partido, com fome, de ressaca e com raiva, sem diminuir minha produtividade

[S @itsbrandyskini]

Declining an internship to Paris to spend the summer with your boyfriend is INSANITY.

[avy @avycadotoast]

last night i filled a form to sign up for cat adoption. for gender i wrote “any” and for age i wrote “1”

i now realized they were asking for MY gender and age

[ひ @osamachris]

Wait, I just found out strippers gotta pay to strip. Ts like a gym membership huh

[Keerthi Venkatesan. @keerthi_v21]

Nothing breaks my heart more than seeing elderly people navigate hospitals alone, trying to figure out labs, billing, consultations, and everything in between.

[kuro ⚢ @seraphicrott]

self isolating suicidal avoidant daughter or anxious codependent people pleaser daughter

[Andy Grey🤍 @MissGrey1818]

Getting older is realizing 9 PM is actually pretty late.

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

parents will either say “you are still a kid” or “you’re not a kid anymore” depending on which benefits them. 😭

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

big laundry has convinced everyone they need to wash every item of clothing after wearing it once. ENOUGH. expand your mind.

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

Wife logic:

If she forgets, she’s overwhelmed.

If I forget, I never listen.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You actually NEVER hit a 100% completion rate with laundry.

[cherry ♡ CEO of yoo²hankim @5alvat1on_]

your future doctors are probably reading yaoi rn

[NATHAN PEREIRA  @nathanpereirabr]

Como a gente normalizou o computador perguntar se a gente é um robô, sendo que o robô é ele.

[Delphine @grandebougie]

À 3€ le litre, les relations à distance commencent à partir de 12 km maintenant.

[Trey @treydayway]

What goes viral online goes by too fast. I still want to talk about the old man that got flipped up by that bison

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

The fake lock in at the start of the semester is crazy.😂

[RoboRocks @malagojr]

Life Hack

1. Install Telegram
2. Create a private channel or group.
3. Remove everyone so it’s just you.
4. Upload files, notes, videos - anything you want to keep.
5. Anytime you lose your phone or switch devices, just log in and download everything again.

That’s basically your own unlimited cloud storage.

Tired of saying this now