Wet Wipe Buffoonicorn

Genderqueer crystal witch (they/them), stupid unicorn, probably a boomer. HRT since Aug '22.

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"I don't love you, I just love the bomb" -Oppenheimer (2023), probably, I haven't seen the movie

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The sheer number of 5-year-olds being brought to Le Tigre last night were interesting parenting choices.

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@hihatchie IG users who never had Twitter had many dad jokes and "Live Laugh Love"-caliber slogans stored up.

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@LunaVulgaris @Penguingonemad @mxhntr Oh, this happened two feet in front of me, ask me all about it!

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Elliot Page discussing his new memoir, “Pageboy”, with Mae Martin this evening. Excited to start reading my copy!

[Nate Rogers @Nate_Rgrs]

Dodgers have started playing “California Stars” after the game if the team loses—the counter to playing “I Love LA” if the team wins. Pretty funny that they’ve decided Wilco is what losing sounds like

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My wardrobe change between Pride and LCD Soundsystem today should be called a “glow down”.

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I love my 5 depressed alcoholic dads!

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I’m now of the belief that all shows should end with Ladytron’s “Destroy Everything You Touch”. #justlikeheavenfest

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Update: Just tried this on two interns. They had absolutely no idea what I was talking about.

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All the PA’s at my office are getting referred to as “Greglettes” this week.

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@LionHeartdGirl I think this is just the “Moderation” of this ongoing era. Doubt we get many more dates out of it but would be happy to be proven wrong.

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All the PA’s at my office are getting referred to as “Greglettes” this week.

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Management really told her, "Your feet are too much of a liability, our security team is fed up of uselessly chasing you, and your physical therapist quit in frustration, so your legs are going inside a mermaid tail and you have to perform in a bathtub for insurance purposes."

[Florence + the Machine @florencemachine]

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What type of Florence Welch ass house is this?

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Joanna Newsom is playing “Good Intentions Paving Co” WITH Fleet Foxes.

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Joanna Newsom is the surprise opener for Fleet Foxes, and at least two of my followers want to immediately murder me.

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You know what was a good song? Cassandra.

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PSA: Going to church once with your grandma on Christmas Eve doesn't count as "religious trauma".

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@Penguingonemad Thanks for listening!

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@signssirens Hello, fellow Decemberists listener