Crown Jules of England

A septuagenarian Peter Pan

[Crown Jules of England @buffymallow09]

The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same in every class, almost as if it was copied...&...pasted

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

have fun dissociating today queen

[baby gorgeous @thenoasletter]

i just don’t think teenagers reading smut is a big deal. when i was a teenager i read a 100 chapter fanfiction where blaine anderson from glee had dissociative identity disorder. that was probably worse for me

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting

guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow

guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Hallmark Christmas movie where a girl from NYC goes home for the holidays and meets a small town boy who has definitely never been to Manhattan, certainly not on the morning of December 4, 2024

[Marigold @kittygang_4ever]

I am laughingggggggggggggg

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

In my head Ice-T is the cop …..and he’s opening up the backpack …..saying FUCK…. It’s Monopoly money

[Hey Alma @hey_alma]

did joseph write this tweet

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

Surely if I just internet a little harder, the election results will show up

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Extremely strong “Night before the Battle of Winterfell” vibes rn

[໊ @wynrosei]

i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

[Jackson Rathbone @JacksonRathbone]

Make a Twilight Jasper origin film.

Guaranteed flop-breaker.

I’m in, @Lionsgate

How bout you ?
😘

[zayn @zaynmalik]

Love You Bro ❤️

[Buggy @lnfiniteAzure]

>about to hang myself
>kick chair
>i fall to the ground
>i look up
>Om Nom is sitting opposite me
>he Cut the Rope

Thank you for saviung my life Om Nom.......