Bethany

Colorado girl now living in NYC navigating Wall Street and the concrete jungle since 2008. Lifelong veggie / Proud southpaw / Frequent dreamer / Always hungry.

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The OG Logan 5

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@BrendaPeynado Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

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@taylorswift13

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I love this thread…

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Accidental art - a thread 🧵

1. A rock-created bird shaped chip on a car windshield

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First 70 degree day of the year and my face is like 😫😫😫 pollen!!!!

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Oh how I love International Women’s Day when every single retailer tells me to buy things.

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RIP QUEEN.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

“If you’re happy, have found love, are surrounded by good people, doing what you like, and giving back to others, that’s success. Selling your soul for a buck is not worth the real price you pay." —the inimitable Iris Apfel. Rest in peace.

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@IAmCaseStephens Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow
All You Can Ever Know
A Living Remedy

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Omg. These song titles. 💀

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

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@HeatherTDay 😬😬😬

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This thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SavLovesSwift

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[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.

Here's a helpful guide I put together:

"Let me check with my team" = No

"Possibly" = No

"On my roadmap" = Not happening

"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year

"Disagree and commit" = I hate you

"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life

"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly

"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly

"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again

"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again

"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying

"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion

"Open up the kimono" = HR violation

"We use AI" = We don't use AI

"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning

"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

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@DomzalskiMark Jealous! Such a beautiful course!

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NYC feels heavy today. Then I check the weather and it’s 86% humidity…. So that’s why! 🥵

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Just spotted a whole lot of Chick-fil-A traveling up 6th Ave. Some interns are about to be very happy! 🤣

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Diamond dinosaurs at Bergdorfs

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To the guy ripping a cig at 7:30am on my walk to work - dude, just breathe the air!

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This is me.

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Last night was a good night 🥰

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“I’m very concerned that our society is much more concerned with information than wonder, in noise rather than silence. How do we encourage reflection? … Oh my, this is a noisy world.”