Buford Tannen

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

I can't believe I have been beaten into manure AGAIN...this is the third time! I'll never learn...

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

Ain't no way this guy's gonna get me with his nice guy crap. I'm gonna shoot right now.

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

I'm gonna make sure they wish they never crossed the likes of Buford Tannen. Mad Dog...I hate that name.

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

I'm gonna show up early and take them by surprise. They're not going to get away from this one.

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

Getting ready for a fight has got me singing this morning...gotta love putting a runt down where they belong!

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

I'd better not run into Marshall Strickland tonight. Otherwise he may have a bullet in him.

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

Sigh. Getting ready for a shindig ain't all it's cracked up to be. I really don't wanna go but I guess I have to...

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

Well if it ain't the ol' codger after all. He owe me money - shot that damn horse for his wrong re-shoein'!

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

That Eastwood is gonna pay for calling me Mad Dog!!!!! I can't believe that name continues even to this day!!

[Buford Tannen @BUFORD_]

That McFly...he better darn well not be in 'ere agin...he owe me money for this now...