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[K r i s @bug_boy420]

It may suck working Saturday night … but at least people like to tip on the weekends

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Spanish pet names be like, ‘my heart!!’, ‘my life!!’ and I’m just supposed to cope with ‘babe’ ????

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Guys it happened, for the first time I did not compliment someone because I feared it would come off weird because the person actually perceived me as a man

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

@livbid It’s when I go to work :(

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Wok time moves so much slower if you have plans after your shift

[Barfannie @clubpenguinusaa]

Hi

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

@livbid Come over

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Watching harry potter in the shower (the lights are off)

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Im just saying if “everyone else on the road is always a terrible driver” … maybe you’re the bad driver

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Thinking about how insane it was of my grandma to tell me she didn’t like my Aunt and Unckle because they’re swingers

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Platform Ugg’s

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

@livbid Over the hedge

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

How fucking crazy is it that the solution to climate change is being stopped because people don’t want to pay a tad bit more in taxes

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

I don’t care that you stole my Spotify but if you fucked up my algorithm we will be fighting

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Was just walking behind someone with coffee that smelt so good I almost cried

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Just cut my own hair 👀 I am unstoppable

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

Went to bed at 9:30 last night 💪💪💪

[K r i s @bug_boy420]

To the f-slur I just saw wearing a tank of bleach died skeleton hands making a finger heart … expect a visitor soon