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[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>a commie shoots up Pornhub HQ and a cop merks a rabbi who was there for some reason

Montréal PD:

[The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 @TGTM_Official]

Japan spent 17 years developing its premium “Red Princess” citrus, priced at ¥500 each. Just months after launch, Chinese sellers flooded Taobao with stolen saplings grown in China.

When confronted, one Chinese farmer smirked on camera: “Don’t you also hope that Chinese people can eat delicious fruit?

Ehime farmers and officials are left heartbroken and powerless.

[Forrest 🇧🇷 @MagoUltraSecret]

The """chosen""" one just drove up to me in a highwayman, showed me his pip-boy with this EXACT post and said "I am the reason you don't have this" before driving away cackling

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Proletarian reaction to bourgeoislop (k-pop) vs to Mr. Bean (prolegem)

[Squiggles @heisei_ramen]

I don't know if you meant this as a joke, but America is quite literally a Shinto nation that just doesn't admit it, and I will absolutely talk anyone's ear off defending this.

America is a land of millions of gods, living spirits, ghosts from a thousand battles, and yokai/cryptids behind every tree. American gods are real figures of flesh and blood who attained godhood through mighty deeds: John Henry, George Washington, Johnny Appleseed, Lewis and Clark, Grant, Lee, Patton, Edison, Armstrong, Glenn, and millions more. Americans invoke these gods, fight for these gods, and lay down their lives for these gods. You can go to Graceland or Gettysburg and meet these gods yourself. There are family gods known to few, national gods known to many, and everything in between. Your gods fought in wars and touched the Moon.

American spirituality literally grows from the land. America saw the mighty canyons, perennial geysers, mountainous redwoods and mighty rivers and fell to her knees before them, and then Americans added to this pantheon by hewing their gods' faces into solid rock and building new canyons that lit up the desert. Americans turned Death Valley into a paradise, touched the face of god in space, and made the hamburger 50 cents. America knows and loves the machine gods in their cars, their computers, their tools. America's values are those of thrift, effort, constant creation, and an eternal clear-eyed and total war against the darkness on behalf of the betterment of man, beast and god alike. You know and love your gods because you fight for them and they fight for you.

I'm ranting, but you get the point: America may be one of the most Shinto non-Shinto countries on Earth. You're all just too scared to admit it because "American folk religion" sounds hokey or whatever, and yeah, there should be a better name for it, but that's what you are and you should be incredibly proud of who you are.

I absolutely love talking about both Shinto and America, so please, I will yap for HOURS if anyone wants to talk about it.

[Squiggles @heisei_ramen]

Americans will have a flag code that mandates that their old flags are sacrificed as burnt offerings to their gods Before they wear out, on a holiday that religiously venerates their flag, and will then look me straight in the eye and tell me they don’t practice Shinto.

[Soybooru Official @soyboorucom]

The good ending...

[BugMongus🔻 @bug_mongus]

@TheTrashBin007 @Cadillac_Stan You'll never guess where those Americans came from

[Triodug @TotallyNOTTrio]

Ditching this plot point was the biggest mistake in halo

[ANT1C1T1XEN @ANT1C1T1XEN]

@CryptumZetaXV

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

This 35 year old 4chan oldfag still cites anime during political discussion the old fashioned way

[Muckraker @Muckraker1611]

How White niggas move down the isles at the grocery store when there's no tortas standing around and talking

[Foundational White Janissary @White_Janissary]

The kind of thing you do when you want ICE to be 100% Dominican within 5 years…

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Turks are now much more eligible for being considered White due to their proven ability to co-opt initially insulting memes as their own identity.

Non-Whites can’t do that. More investigation is needed.

[Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank]

Only a German mind could cook up such a niche

[BugMongus🔻 @bug_mongus]

@altinsanakrinos @Xibalbalon Yankee cock and fell for it again awards are being handed out in the hallway to your right

[4N3URY5M @True4N3URY5M]

this political deck of cards from 1988 has trump and biden as the 6 & 7 of clubs

[Literally Me 🎄 @NordickChad]

>a lot of white nationalists fundamentally hate the West. They want White North Korea, White Zimbabwe, White Hezbollah

[Haz Al-Din 🇷🇺 @InfraHaz]

Trotskyites? Kuffar.
Leftcoms? Kuffar.
Democratic Soycialists? Kuffar.
Maoists? Kuffar.
Anime pfp? Kuffar.
Gamer? Kuffar.
Rightist? Kuffar.
Liberal? Kuffar.

Genuine belief is decisive only for those who follow the golden, revolutionary path of Marxism-Leninism. The rest are devolving into apes, pigs and other nonhuman beings.

In fact it is said that apes, pigs and other human-like animals today descend from wicked people who abandoned the golden path. Lysenko’s advanced science of speciation may confirm this in the future.

[ϟentinel @sentinl_grave]

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