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i like geese, weather, birds in general, idk.

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sounding my ultra on 9/11

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why are men’s clothes so butt

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can we get a “fuck delta” in the chat?

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@sillymippy but why is it when she sucks my vagus nerve i go silly

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i wish i could mute my vocal stims so i could keep yammering in public

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yall ever rub the soles of your feet together like a fly

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GETMEINTOCALIFORNIA

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just john and yoko’d my own room

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fuck it i’m moving to like oregon or something

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get me out of the south dear god

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the ex of the person who ghosted me has a matching tattoo with my hairstylist from before they broke up

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get my horny ass off the weather app

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i just want a mysterious source of income

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i’ve chosen to cope in unhealthy ways to see if i build bad habits

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somebody’s getting my teeth when i die and it’s not gonna be who you expect

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@djdoecaine jealous of doe ravers in 60 degree weather while i’m stuck in my apartment

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let’s split rent and look into each others mouths

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grab your cocks when you see tupac
call the bops when you see tupac

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dudes will say this and then call communists stupid

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maybe israel will take the ice agents into their space program