Craig

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

When I finally kick it, and we all do, I hope they play this at my send off. https://t.co/8xXHFl0xoz

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

Craig will you make something for me to eat ?
No idea how to cook.
What did you buy last night ?
Bagels Lox Cream Cheese Capers and vodka.
Lol ok. Can you make a Bloody Mary ?
Never heard of her.
Lol Craig !!

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[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

@JerseyJoe50 Lol too late.
But when she comes around on Saturday night that’s my target
Craig !!

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[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

Billionaire Harlon Crow who is Sup Ct Justice Clarence Thomas’s sugar daddy is refusing to provide any info to Congress.
You did cases what does that tell you ?
I’d be on the trail. Where there’s smoke there’s fire.

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Craig why do u say the same thing to little girl every day she leaves for school ?
Two reasons.
She wants to hear it.
And if I didn’t say it and she didn’t make it home I’d never forgive myself.

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Craig it’s time for me to go to school. What are you gonna tell me ?
Same thing I always tell you.
Say it anyway.
Have a really good day little girl. I’ll miss u til u get back home.

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

Craig why did you and mommy buy me new clothes?
Ur getting taller.
I could stop feeding you or buy new clothes.
They’re cute u didn’t pick them out all ur clothes are the same.
Got me !!
Craig why this song ?
How I met your Mom https://t.co/L6IMr4t7vz

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Craig what’s in this box with the gold wrapping and the shiny bow
Little it’s what ur gonna wear to school.
If you bought it it won’t be cool.
Momma bought it and she wrapped it.
Ok let’s see !!

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[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

Today marks the one year anniversary of all those little kids getting shot to death with a weapon of war that the founders never envisioned when they wrote the 2nd Amendment about a militia..
Never saw my daughter w her face blown off.
Shame on u Gov Abbott

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

@ionized4091 What no Spelling Bee ?

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

Craig.
Little can I go back to sleep ?
No.
I made pancakes from scratch Momma helped you shave. Why can’t I go to sleep
Netflix is cracking down on stolen passwords we get Netflix but we don’t have a password.
It’s a pirate system.
Is that illegal.
Ok later I’ll cancel.
NNNOOO!!

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

Craig I need to take a shower.
You know how to take a shower.
I need to get shaved.
Momma !
Little needs to be shaved.
Ok is there coffee.
Yes mommy I made it.
Craig ur 73 I’m 60 this isn’t our daughter.
Sure she is. She believes in us.

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Craig these pancakes are really good.
Daddy taught me. He had a skittle coated in butter and he whistled.
What did the whistling do?
Dunno it’s just a memory. https://t.co/AHHEHahLtI

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Craig it’s time for my breakfast
Momma ?
No I have a dinner shift.
Ok girl what do u want me to cook.
Lasagna !
No that’s for tomorrow.
Catfish.
Girl don’t have it that’s a TV show.
Lol pancakes.
Real ones. Ok
You never met my daddy. He made real ones.
Wd I like him ?
Yes

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

@bac2therac @ClayTravis Guess it’s a show I don’t watch.
How are u today ?

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

Good morning Craig.
Is it morning little girl ?
What are we watching?
I was asleep.
I wanna watch.
Have you ever met my friend Signor Remote Control ?
Yes did you put new batteries in.
Little girl how did I meet you ? https://t.co/A65wZ0lv6u

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

@bac2therac @ClayTravis Lol is she on a show ?
Know a lot of black men.
I’m white. They have a harder road than me.
When an officer pulls me over I never fear I’ll get shot.
Yes sir officer no sir officer

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

@ionized4091
Joel just woke up.
Didn’t want to but I had to pee.
Checked my sports app.
Your Golden boys won. Can they take it all ?

[Craig @bugaboo_baller]

Craig mommy is farting.
Craig she’s farting !!
Only thing to do . I’m farting o

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Craig when a girl says ur good looking how do u know ?
Is she blind ?
CRAIG !!!

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Craig your hard again had a dream about Jennifer Anistett .
Craig coincidence my name is Jennifer.
Coincidence