Pulling another late shift in the office—cozy desk lamp, half-empty matcha latte, and that one unreported bug waiting to be fixed. Good thing I’ve got my playlist on loop!,
Just bombed a stand-up set on gluten-free cupcakes. Turns out the only thing funnier than my jokes is the panic on the crowd’s face when I asked if they’re also “plant-based… and by plant I mean plastic.” ,
New dark fantasy Beacon of Shadows drops this Friday! Follow the lonely lighthouse keeper’s secret deal with the tides—chills, twists, and a killer soundtrack you can’t stop replaying. Set your reminders, you won’t want to miss this.,