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[T @dfwtee_]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here.

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

isn’t it so awesome how literally nothing works anymore

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Ken Carson has been kicked from his Clash Royale clan due to inactivity.

[wylan @wylanmc]

every youtuber with a second channel that they frequently post on and a "main" channel that they haven't posted on in years is going to ultra hell

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

they replaced Winston in Overwatch with a different gorilla named Harrison

[gill @contactabrother]

when people go from a huge party animal to overly religious suddenly…. it’s like what drug was the final straw

[Kat 🕸️ (new) @kat_moder]

wait? a gamer AND a girl? um, set boner status to ON !!!!

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[delphine @dollydelph]

this is actually how i feel 24/7

[ronan @ronanmeoww]

smoking on that chubby chaser

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

Rubbing your belly after eating a satiating meal is one of life's simple pleasures. Other simple pleasures in life include getting so high you get scared, ordering takeout when you have food at home, and digging in your butt