bug✨ceo of cole nation

she/her 🪸 23 🦦 dragon age, baldur’s gate, star wars, and other video games 🪲 i want the trust of every animal 🏳️‍🌈

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

okay well i’ll have to think about this one

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@milmilksss it’s electrical currents with the metal and stuff, so they couldn’t cauterize my surgical incision without the risk of it also shocking the metal ring. i think the risk was pretty small, but obviously you don’t want to risk something like that so they just used stitches

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

five years ago almost to the day, they couldn’t cauterize my vagina because i have a septum ring. yes im being serious

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@werecock i also didn’t switch it out with a plastic one because it was brand new. i’ve had 2 surgeries since then and for those i swapped out all my face piercings with plastic

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@werecock the septum ring was brand new so i didnt want them to move it at all lol

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

WHO is bookmarking this LMAO

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@Jezebel666282 i think it’s an electrical current thing, they explained it but it was 5 years ago lol. i had some tissue that ripped and they had to cut it off and they stitched it instead of cauterizing it

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@milmilksss they couldn’t cauterize my vagina because i have a septum ring

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@pinkmilkshorty it’s actually kinda sad to think about him finding out what happens to mages :( not only did he lose the ancient world, but now his very existence is considered a curse by a maker that he KNOWS isn’t real

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

i know solas goes to dalish camps when he first wakes up but imagine him going into a city and being confronted as an apostate and he’s like “what the fuck is an apostate”

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

guess who just learned that the krayt dragon in tatooine CAN actually kill you and it’s fucking terrifying. i think my fucking heart stopped actually

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

i think about my vagina surgery (fixing a sex injury LMAO) often but i’ve never really thought abt the cauterizing that they couldn’t do. they really couldn’t cauterize my vagina because i have a septum ring. like that’s a real statement that applies to my life

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

also i called out someone else cheating and droids with robots came in. i thought they were just going to shoot him right there at the table which is objectively hilarious. but they just walked him away

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

tried to cheat at sabacc by planting a card on lando calrissian using my pet and he just waved my pet away and said “not today little guy”. caught my ass immediately and didn’t even turn me in for cheating. what a guy

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@jisvyun i’m so sorry, sending you love 🩷

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@wumbsie adrian mate NOT bad as hell

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

it’s caused by poor blood flow it’s my fucking heart condition again i’m gonna cut off my feet

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

i think i have another infected wound is it fucking 1862 am i a civil war soldier what the fuck is going on. just shoot me at this point

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

i think one of the more interesting aspects of creating dragon age ocs is writing how their trauma affects them. how hawke changes after losing their sibling, fighting the arishok, etc. how mage trevelyan adjusts to life outside the circle. how rook copes after the fade prison

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

@theandersage if u didn’t make me a bug i would be offended tbh. the bug is so cute omg

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

i think i have another infected wound is it fucking 1862 am i a civil war soldier what the fuck is going on. just shoot me at this point