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[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zaku’s used bidet store @ZinZaku]

I accidentally did this once at a Denny’s

[ari @badgal_ari]

Cuz the fact that Tony replied 😂😂😂

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

That toilet reveal in Breaking Bad when Hank realizes Walt is Heisenberg… and then the show just ends the season there. Imagine sitting with that for an entire year. Absolute madness.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

IF YOU HAVENT BRUSHED YOUR TEETH AND ARE SEEING THIS DO IT IMMEDIATELY DO IT NOW HOLY SHIT DO IT PLEASE BRUSH THEM PLEASE FUCK PLEASE OH MY GOD I CANT TAKE IT PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TEETH I NEED YOU TO BRUSH THEM PLEASE PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TEETH PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH

[John O’Brennan @JohnOBrennan2]

This is the image that will define this war - 165 young Iranian girls, killed while at school, who are mere ‘collateral damage’ to an out of control US-Israeli war machine.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

I’m a landlord. It’s a tough business. I had a tenant, Mr. Alvarez. Never late on rent for 5 years. Then, the checks stopped. I went to his apartment. He didn’t open the door. I used my key. The apartment was empty. No furniture. Just a mattress on the floor and Mr. Alvarez sitting on it. “I’m sorry,” he said, looking down. “My wife got sick. The medication… I sold everything. I’ll leave today.” I looked at the empty room. I went to my truck. I grabbed my tools. “I’m not kicking you out,” I said. “But I am raising the rent.” He looked terrified. “I’m raising it to $0 for the next six months.” He started to cry. “And,” I added, “I’ve got an extra sofa in storage. And a table. Let’s get this place looking like a home again.” That was three years ago. His wife recovered. He’s back on his feet. He insists on paying me double rent now to "pay back the debt." I put the extra money into a fund for other tenants who struggle. A roof over someone’s head is a business. Keeping a roof over their head when they’re drowning? That’s a duty.

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[marisa @marisadeluco]

notice how so many bombs are hitting women and children rather than doing whatever the fuck they’re claiming their plan is?

[ozlako #FRAPPATTACKFRIDAY @ozlako]

AS OF YESTERDAY MURRS BALD LICENSE EXPIRED

[💗 @ma1ybe]

My classmate was raped on her way back home from university and got pregnant, but couldn’t get an abortion due to the laws. She had to drop out of university where she was studying medicine. Because of pregnancy and childbirth expenses, she couldn’t continue her studies, left college, started working at a coffee shop, lost the fun of her early twenties, and lost the chance to attend international medical conferences she once dreamt of… all just to give birth to a child she never wanted.
People say, “What if the baby you abort grows up and cures cancer?”
Okay — but what if the 19-year-old you deny an abortion to grows up and cures cancer?
Now she can’t afford to get an education. Instead, she has to take care of a baby. What about her? An actual living human being???
“Abortion ends potential life”… So do property disputes, war, and genocide. You only seem to care about lives when women don’t give birth to them.

[💫 @wexlervgoodman]

this is kind of the best advice i’ve ever heard

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year”

Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Timothée Chalamet has made history as the first person to appear on top of the Las Vegas Sphere.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Everyone grieves differently”

Erika Kirk:

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

Jesse was a real OG for this line. 🐐

[Oliver Jia (オリバー・ジア) @OliverJia1014]

Hitler was alive to see Big Chungus.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

my weed too strong I’d fuck around n start getting scared

[Jaim @j_a_i_m_j_a_i_m]

If one of my friends dressed like this at their wedding i’d make fun of them for the rest of their lives