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Roots.

[ỌBA DÉLÉKÈ  👑 @ObaDeleke]

My project:

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Enhorabuena al @FCBarcelona por la Liga 2025-2026.

[Ai Lord Elvo🐜 @theokhumoitsile]

They burned through over P500M of public money. Some reports say closer to P700M. Over 70% of capital spent, barely 50% of the work delivered. A forensic audit found hundreds of thousands in BDC exec bank accounts that couldn't be explained. Liquidated in 2013. Least corrupt BW.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Women still make terrible choices at the cellular level, amazing discovery

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

"If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from forty yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully I've done both."

— George Best

[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

[Zion @zionszzn]

Mom’s are geniuses 🤣 this lady on TikTok told her 4 year old son that if he willingly goes to school and behaves 5 days a week she’ll let him skip 2 days and do whatever he likes 🤣❤️ oh the day little man discovers the weekend there will be blood!😭

[osama @0ba0sama]

Nothing on this planet is as diabolical as going around the world invading other people's homelands then calling discovery.

[Nja! @naninahd]

You stress your security so much dawg 😭

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

This is simple, really. He's giving you the power to choose to engage. If you engage, you're interested, if you don't, no one is pestering you when you know you're not interested. W-W, really.

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

He’s disgusted.

[️s @big_sam_atari]

Her side nigga

[Monger @w_m0ng3r]

The total cost of pursuing casual sex (time, uncertainty, effort, logistics) is greater than an escort’s hourly rate.

[Astro @CrAstro2]

he couldn’t book a stadium so he built his own… Ye is hilarious HE’S 1 OF 1😭

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

And go where? You can't even afford half the rent.😂😂

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Making new friends cos the old ones left me & got married

[Cleo @Im_Press]

A WORLD RELAY HOST 🇧🇼

[Justcallmesaucy @AyndaMthimkhulu]

The concept of LinkedIn wanting you to pay for premium when you are unemployed and looking for a job is insane to me😭

[Rexzzy 🇦🇷 @AFC_Rexzzy]

There’s a guy in the club who played in all six losses, but you chose pictures of a guy who didn’t play in any of them.

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

The rest of you are living in the Stone Age saying shit like “yo my girl’s got the best pussy” with no evidence, while the nerds are out here posting data-backed pussy analytics