SillyBugger

Stupid, smutty, light-hearted gags and thoughts

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

Best moment of the Liverpool game.

#LIVLEI

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

Looking forward to Fury vs Usyk 47

#UsykFury2

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Fury and Usyk thinking about the next rematch

#UsykFury2

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

Fury walks out to “All I Want For Christmas Is You”.

This already has the feel of a ridiculous pantomime.

#UsykFury2

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I thought I was watching ‘Embarrassing Bodies’ because I’ve just seen a talking cock.

#bbcqt

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

Did you know that an anagram of Nigel Farage is….

Anal Egg Fire

#bbcqt

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

This lady eats the Daily Mail for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

#bbcqt

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God, this is emotional.

Please, someone tuck into some kangaroo minge to cheer me up.

#ImACeleb #imacelebrity #barrymcguigan

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I hadn’t realised the opening title sequence for ‘I’m a Celebrity’ was Gary Barlow getting his son some alphabet spaghetti.

#ImACeleb #garybarlow #imacelebrity

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

Chris McCausland was found holding a cheese grater in his dressing room.

One of the most violent books he’s ever read.

#Strictly

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

Gareth Southgate should not be praised for bringing on Palmer or Watkins.

They should have started!!!!

#ThreeLions #ENGSPA #EURO2024 #itscominghome

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

What’s the difference between Harry Kane and a burning bag of shit?

Nothing

#ENGSPA #ThreeLions #ItsComingHome

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

Why did Harry Kane cross the road?

Because Gareth Southgate was holding his hand and waiting for the green man.

#ItsComingHome #ENGSPN #EURO2024   #ThreeLions

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

What does Rishi Sunak and a teenager’s vacuum cleaner have in common?

They’re both fucked.

#Elections2024 #GE24 #GeneralElection2024 #ExitPoll

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

Gareth Southgate’s childhood

#ENGSVK

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

“Alexa, can you show me the mind of a Daily Mail reader”

#EURo2024  #SERENG #threelions #england #ENGSRB

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Seeing Amanda Holden’s outfit I’m not sure if I’ve tuned into Britains Got Talent or Babestation

#bgtfinal

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

“Alexa, show me a picture of someone out of their depth”

#bbcqt #generalelection

[SillyBugger @bugger_silly]

“Now announce a general election and say you’re going to win it”

#GeneralElection

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Me thinking of the prospect of not having the Tories in charge anymore.

#GeneralElection