Averander

Rolls nat 20s for sport

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@wolfofx @historyinmemes That's hilarious because fossil fuels are actually mostly made up of plant matter rather than dinos. That poor fossil was desecrated in ignorance!

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Jesus, it's been how long? #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Breakfast of champions

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Wow, so I was suspended, then never told I was unsuspended and found out only through getting Twitter spam messages. I still don't know WHY I was in the first place! Oh well, still grateful I am back!

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Man like, don't laugh but I woke legit crying cos I had a dream where I made friends with a velociraptor made of crystal and we had a lighsaber duel and it was so rad. he said 'Dude, I have to jet, you'll be ok.' And t-posed off into a beam of light from the clouds. Legit tears.

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@APC_PLI I ordered a package and gave you guys the right address only to find out NOW that you've sent it back to sender before Christmas. $216 worth of stuff! I checked every day, I waited. We were here. Had no updates saying there were any failed deliveries, no messages. What.

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@ninjasexparty

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#milkybois #milkyboys
I know I'm not alone

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#milkybois #milkyboys
It had to be done

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#milkybois #milkyboys
realizing that 2020 is not a fever dream but actually real

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#milkybois #milkyboys #balls4gavvy
Milk can't hurt you, it's just lactose.
Milky bois:

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#milkyboys I believe in the milky boys

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#momentomori

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@markiplier Momento Mori

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@markiplier Everyone disliked that

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#UnusAnnusisoverparty Unus wins the last poll of the party!

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#UnusAnnusisoverparty

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#Momentomori This is it, this is goodbye. Unus Annus is done.

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#momentomori There are 'no tears' but is that really a good thing? They might later. A minute. It's happening, nothing has been tested. Six seconds will be the delay.

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#momentomori Mark is uncharacteristically quiet, still no eye contact. Ethan can't sustain it with Mark. Hands on knees. Trying to ground. I think they are just finding it as hard. Amy joins, I think to try and help keep it together.