DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:
I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke
if i had written one piece i would've added a bit where sometimes they make plans that include a pretty girl distracting a guard but the pretty girl is always just sanji in a dress.