my mom took it upon herself to tell my 94-year-old grandpa about this book and he reportedly said, “i’m interested to see how laura will handle writing about sensitive topics, like the island of lesbos”
is it a bad time to boast that i’m currently trying to do a retelling of the odyssey as a sappy slice-of-life story? and that i made odysseus pansexual
After millions of years, the greatest piece of artwork in human history has been identified. It is my mom’s middle school pencil drawing entitled “First Foal”
This is what a REAL WOMAN looks like! Retweet to PISS OFF a LIBERAL!
btw I 100% recommend this procedure. childbirth is “what I was made for” but I walked a mile on the treadmill 2 days post-op
@Nicknamzoom I’m gonna assume you’re being genuine and let you know that this sort of comment doesn’t make people feel better. It implies that the individual she loved can be replaced, and that it wasn’t important because it wasn’t human. A simple “sorry for your loss” is preferable.
@Nicknamzoom I’m unsure why you left this comment. I know you didn’t think it would be comforting or otherwise valuable. Did you just want to be mean? Why?
Meg already has human children, and lost one of them. She loved this baby as well. Her grief is real. Let her feel it.
@meghanttucker what a sweet lil button, and clearly well loved. she enjoyed kisses and treats and comfy chairs and brisk walks and now she has settled for a good long nap in a very soft piece of your heart.
@ghhostboyy this just in: transitioning gives you intractable hay fever and a cartoonish tendency to trip over roots
(i love how the first photo and your profile picture have you in almost the exact same position)
there is only ONE (1) aspect of parenthood that causes me even an iota of desire & it is the opportunity to assemble the christmas outfit of a female child aged 0-2