So, MAGA:
Obama was a monster for letting Iran get 1.4 billion to lock in the JCPOA.
Trump is a hero for letting Iran have $14 billion so far selling its oil while we're in an active military conflict with them. (I didn't say "war" to prevent nitpicking.)
Is that right?
Pete Hegseth wasn’t removed from the DC National Guard by accident.
A Major General is now warning that his rhetoric and actions are putting him on a path toward war crimes—and he lays out exactly why.
If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.
Kamala’s inflation nightmare has cost the typical American family $30,000 dollars in higher prices—and now, she wants to impose the largest tax hike in American history, and raise your taxes by $3,000 dollars a year.
I will massively cut taxes for workers and small businesses—and we will have NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY benefits!
@elonmusk No. No it's not. It's fear mongering by people who are having an ever harder time winning elections to explain why they lose elections. The US will be majority minority by the middle of the century and that scares the crap out of some because of a perceived loss of power.
@EdKrassen@NickJFuentes People like Fuentes only believe in the Constitution when it serves them, and they only know the parts that help their argument in the moment. Wait a second and it will be White Christians, then White Christians of Western European descent. You get the idea.
Lawyer: Can you be obejctive?
Me: Absolutely!
Lawyer: *Picking up massive stack of papers* I have some of your tweets here.
Me: Awesome!
Lawyer: It says, "Donald Trump is a fetid, rotting, mango."
Me: Yep!
Lawyer: And here you said, "The only difference between Donald Trump and a bag of shit is the bag?"
Me: Yep!
Lawyer: This one says, "Donald Trump is less Christian than Satan."
Me: Yessir!
Lawyer: And this one says he's a "narcissistic, xenophobic, racist, misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, Islamaphobic, champion of white privilege who can't spell "tap."
Lawyer: You called him a "twatwaffle" and a "cockwaffle" on different occasions.
Me: That sounds right.
Lawyer: What's the difference?
Me: You'd have to give me the context.
Lawyer: And you called him a "douchnozzle," a "shitweasel" and a "fuckweasel," a "shitnugget" a douchefuck," "douchenozzle, and a "spermwaste."
Me: That all sounds familiar.
Laywer: Used and flushed tampon?
Me: Sounds right.
Lawyer: The best argument for abortion?
Me: Right! Ironic isn't it?
Lawyer: And you say you can remain objective?
Me: Yep!
Lawyer: How?
Me: Cuz all of that is true.
Lawyer: Objection!
Judge: Overruled!