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born out of a peanut shell

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I love t watch tv w my eyes unfocused so I can watch it twice

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Whenever I get my hair to a shade of blonde that I like I start getting demonic thoughts about dyeing my hair a stupid ass color

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

It was a queer sultry summer the summer I bought my big ass basketball shorts

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If my cat had a twitter it would be like “getting up on as tall of a surface as I can find and throwing up off of it so it splatters everywhere>>>>>😍😍😍”

[sophist @no_sophist]

hey sorry I'm late I don't care for you or respect your time and also I'm a generally bad person

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Kelly Mantle

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx reveals on Quotidien there’s a collaboration on ‘Music, Fashion, Film’:

“You could have 1,000 chances and you still wouldn’t guess [the collaborator]”

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

To beast upon them, of course

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Why is no one covering their fucking cough!!?!?!?!?

[little miss undue burden @narrowlytaylord]

Jury selection prior to 1994:

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Airport terminal of agony and despair

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

I don’t like to use this sort of language but this is why the phrase “fat faggot” exists

[bort @tacobort]

Hey what’s up. No yeah sorry not tonight. I’m horrified again

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I don’t think anyone has looked good after a long flight but I look particularly busted and chopped

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Girl laughing loud as hell in the plane am I devoid of joy or should she shut the hell up

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I broke the drink machine

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

got so much change cmere brotha

[k ☆ @celestialgum]

men will try to flirt with you by saying “you know ball” about bands they think are obscure and the whole time it’s Title Fight

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#JustKidding

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Going to back to Ohio from Tokyo im straight up going to kill myself