Martin Bentley

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@Tom282348050117 @toptargets @NonLeague_SSX Enfield Town have a completely new side, so not sure about that!

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@ThatsSoVillage Found 3 pigeons in our changing room. After they were, erm, evicted, they moved to the pavilion roof for the rest of the day

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@shreera99098845 @nibraz88cricket John Price of Middlesex

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@ThatsSoVillage 41-3 chasing 101. 49 all out. Lost last 5 wickets in 13 balls

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@MattLeeJourno @James_Delaney18 @OfficialClarets There is some hot food in here

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@TheMiddleStump I had one of those, brilliant bat. It was stolen (along with the carit was left in!)

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@jancyclops @Londonist Bloody right!

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@HorshamFC You've got a good one there - if you can keep him fit!

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@JoeWills387897 @ETFCOfficial Nurse! He's out of bed again!

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@johnaenicholls @TheMiddleStump Two tests

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@ETFCOfficial Why????

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@squadnumberfan @ETFCOfficial #7 this season

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@ETFCOfficial Confused. No standing tickets in advance= no discount for online booking. Are we being ripped off?

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@Hendondave @harrowboroLive @HendonFC @IsthmianLeague Also a decent cricketer, plays for Northchurch CC

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@ThatsSoVillage Oppo were a bit of a rabble, started the game with only 5 at the ground. Opening bat was wearing wicket-keeping pads

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@ThatsSoVillage Batting side were acting as umpires. One of them ran off for a pee. Three balls with no square leg umpire before anyone noticed

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@RevRichardColes Once asked a Miele rep, and he rhymed it with 'Sheila'

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@hamiltonian1946 @ETFCOfficial @ebfc_official We. Didn't. Lose.

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@EthanHaywo47499 @ETFCOfficial @dcfcofficial @QPR Mature beyond his years as a defender. Also displayed a surprising penchant for attacking runs as an auxiliary left back!

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@HertfordTownFC @ETFCOfficial @SouthernLeague1 You'll have a shock if you're expecting @ETFCOfficial to turn up!