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bob speak

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This whole time I was picturing Isaac Mizrahi every time I seen one of those Marc Jacobs bags and was really turned off but it turns out that Marc Jacobs is actually kinda sexy

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stigmatize boyfriends eating your leftovers

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do holes go away?

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wait you have to go after pussy in loafers?

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@vanillaopinions the answer is yes

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summon me a jacuzzi man

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i had to throw my trash can away.

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how do you spell sexual?
r-o-m-a-n-t-i-c.

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i personified my person and then i felt awkward

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spice tolerance!

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omg were both wearing long sleeves and long pants

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it’s getting bad again… i had a dream about crumbl cookie

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phoebe bridgers taught sarah how to read

[Maeve O’Donnell @maeve_odnl]

Not to be mean but i hate you guys so much when you don't like my tweets.

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One trumpet, two bitches

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“why can’t we just fuck and vote?” said angela heywood

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professor to confessor @disgracedpope

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but like if i had a pussy i would probably like serve

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i had good nice time guys

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the millennial “purr” is “this!”