Kyle Hartman

First Of His Name

[Kyle Hartman @Bugnificent_]

I’m going to hear MVP chants in my sleep tonight

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I guess you could say....this is his Maddest Max yet😂

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Damn @Twitter stealing jokes and not even trying to hide it (i will probably get banned for this tweet)

[Kyle Hartman @Bugnificent_]

@jakefunc

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Aw man this is terrible to hear

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For a rookie to point at and (jokingly) accuse a legend of the game of tripping him on his first major league hit shows a level of confidence we plebs could only dream of having

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Four years ago today, in Detroit, we discovered just how much of a gem @Lindor12BC was after he recorded his first Major League hit. 😂

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Give Dwane Casey a ring, god damn it

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*Kawhi hisses and sprints into the locker room like Napolean Dynamite*

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Nah the Warriors are ass, my dude

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Wow Draymond’s first 3 since 2015 nice

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Oh damn that’s one hell of an ad spot

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@messick Cold to an existentially crippling degree

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I’ve always found r/ohio to be one of the shittiest subreddits but this takes the cake for the least noteworthy post I’ve seen yet

[Kyle Hartman @Bugnificent_]

63 degrees in June is, like, some serious Black Mirror shit

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You know it’s peak CFB offseason when you can correctly guess all of the Potential Trap Games before clicking on the listicle

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“Who am I fighting?”

“Does it matter?”

[New York Jets @nyjets]

We’ve agreed to terms with Joe Douglas to be our next GM.

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Uggghhhhh went to bed during the damn rain delay ugggghhhhhh

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This dude isn’t even Hillary, he’s fuckin’ Jeb

[The Hill @thehill]

Biden campaign confirms he supports controversial abortion rule https://t.co/WlEMOuJneL

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UCLA has four dingers and this crowd has not stopped going ape shit

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This college softball championship game is the most hype right now

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I’ll always love and respect Family Guy but it took them THREE MORE YEARS than it took me to come up with this joke

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Podcast idea: "Talking Talking Dead"