jakefunc

I took an oath of positivity. Ask me how that’s going.

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

.@numetal_moment

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

"Bawitdaba" by Kid rock plays as Sephiroth floats down to the ring from the ceiling

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

“Dying with the lie” is American social consciousness in every sphere

Why are people so opposed to admitting that they were wrong?

It is more comforting to instead believe an endless barrage of bullshit rationalizations

[Matt Finkes @MattFinkes]

You have to respect their commitment to “die with the lie”.

Computer crimes, illegal sign stealing, pedo on staff, staff on opposing sidelines, non cooperation with NCAA, illegal booster funding, destroying evidence, firing staff midweek…and the narrative is “I can’t believe everyone’s against us!”

You’re going to have to deprogram these kids when they leave Ann Arbor before they get out in the real world.

Michigan cheated

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@behindyourback I’ll miss ya

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@JordanChariton Its virtually impossible. Polling now is also so far out that it is unlikely to reflect actual election outcomes.

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

#LETSGOCAVS

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

ATTENTION OHIOANS:

I HAVE VOTED

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

MOBLEY LENGTH

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

LETS GO CAVS

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@numetal_moment oh its like Spaceghost

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@billmaher @TheDemocrats LETS GOOO BRANDON!!!

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

LETS GOOo BRANDON!!’

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@Mike_Hixenbaugh I’m proud of you, keep up the good work!

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@cshillz nothing remarkable about Taylor Swift dating a football player, watching the game, etc. Its normal. Media clamoring to make it a story to generate staked arguments is a great example of how stupid and toxic our public discourse is. Fake conflict. “Women aren’t real fans!!!”

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@DominicDWells get paid

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@cshillz @RMFieldHouse mixed fonts?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Another Star Falls From American Flag Following Well-Attended Drag Queen Brunch https://t.co/2cdxN7s4nX

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Cable news networks are after ratings and buzz and if you don't like what they're doing a low-key good option is denying them those things by just ignoring them.

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Batman yelled "oh shit Joker you're such a whiner."

Batman pushed the Joker aside which sent him into a pit of lava.

The Joker screamed and burned to death.

Batman slapped his own face and said "Goddamn it I just killed my partner."

[jakefunc @jakefunc]

@bho52 happy bday! here’s a picture of me infront of an alien babe rolling a corn tortilla